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Muhosransk (not to be confused with Samara) is a town that has not surrendered to anyone in the fucking N-region.
Both traffic lights in the city are low (if any), and although pedestrian crossings are drawn, everyone still crosses where they want.
There is nothing special to see in Muhosransk: the private sector, in the center there are several stalins, there are also Khrushchevs and a couple of nine-story buildings. In some cases, there are no nine-story buildings, and Khrushchevs consist of three floors and the locals look at them like they are at a skyscraper.
The stubborn blogger who arrived in Muhosransk will be spinning around these very two stalinoks, having put on a couple of dozen shots, then he will please all the travel communities with them, inserting bold copyright into the frame and sticking bold copyright on his creations. In the story, he will mention how cool Muhosransk is. Then he wanders around the private sector and will definitely write about the devastation in the country as a whole and Muhosransk in particular, the poverty and hopelessness of the city. He will also dig up a church there and, in wiki style, tell us in what year its first brick was laid and how the evil Bolsheviks converted it into a vegetable store, an example, another example.
The city is small - it's a couple of trifles to go from north to south, but from west to east - you have to strain. The Khuevo-Kukuevo microdistrict stands apart - only gopniks live there, and it is not recommended to look there even during the day.
Muhosransk has its own attractions:
Park them. M. Gorky, Lenin, Kirov, Pushkin
Monument to Lenin on Lenin Square, where the administration lives.
Monument to those who died in the war, optional - Eternal Flame.
Left Coast.
A market or even a small shopping center (almost like in Moscow!).
Pompously restored Temple.
central Stadium
One or two cinemas: "Mir", "Progress", "Central", "Cosmos".
Museum of local lore, recreation center "Stroitel", two cafes, one club and a buffet at the station, which sells the best shawarma in the world.
Sometimes - a local zoo with "exotic" animals: a bear, a fox, a raccoon, a wolf (sometimes an ordinary dog), a peacock, rabbits, piggies, aquarium fish, ducks, geese and chickens.
A fountain is a circular pool with a peeling tile and a tube from which a thin stream of sewage water flows. Or it doesn't flow.
The main transport attraction is the railway station and the station square, if not, then the bus station. There are a lot of minibuses nearby and “Do you want to go?” taxi drivers (of which, by the way, half the city consists). Along the square there is a cluster of stalls, shawarma and liqueurs, slot machines are installed in a separate barn. Lots of homeless people, gypsies, beggars and singed vodka. For beauty, cops are placed in some places.
The main streets in this city are Lenin, Sovetskaya, Soviet Army, Red Guard, Komsomolskaya, Oktyabrskaya, XXII Congress of the CPSU, Pushkin, Gorky, Mayakovsky, Gagarin, Clara Zetkin, Karl Liebknecht, Uritsky, Marshal Zhukov, Tsyurupa.
Districts: Leninsky, Moscow, Oktyabrsky, Factory, Soviet, Central, Proletarsky, Zarechensky, Dzerzhinsky.
The media are represented by the newspapers "Sovetsky Muhosransk" and "Rodnoe Zazhopye", a little more than completely filled with private announcements, news about the native governor and reports from festive evenings for veterans in the local recreation center. On the last page - a horoscope, a couple of unfunny jokes and an advertisement for a fish store.
Sometimes they have their own TV, even more fucked up than a regional TV channel - the name is often very banal, a la TV-6 or TRK-21. Programs are most often taken from larger channels and broadcast three months after the premiere. There are necessarily regional advertisements with Soviet flavor, as well as promotional mini-films of the Yolochka, Yellow Waters sanatoriums and other places. Optionally - sermons of Baptists and Jehovah's Witnesses, who sponsor this channel.
In the evening or in the morning there is always a “children's show”, where the hosts are a toy on their hand and a woman, who carry on a meaningless dialogue throughout the program, and at the end they show a Soviet cartoon. Sometimes there are films on the channel - more often Polish and German, at best, Hollywood, but in terms of dullness and quality they resemble Russian cinema. Three times a day they show the news of Muhosransk and the weather.
Muhosransk is a Klondike for those who are looking for parking, because the city is usually poor, which means that not everyone has a car. The absence of traffic jams is also one of the few advantages of this city.
In contact, the city is represented by a huge number of groups a la "Typical Muhosransk", where, against the backdrop of the main attraction, they write jokes about their provinciality and inferiority.
But more often for those who left, the subject becomes the cutest city on the planet, which they, dripping tears on the keyboard and write (naturally with errors) under the pictures of their native places.
Souvenir rubbish mainly depicts Muhosransk from a bird's eye view, a stele at the entrance to the city or a monument to Lenin.
That's what it is, this city.
And where is the city of Muhosransk located? and got the best answer
Answer from Larisa[guru]
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Muhosransk
Muhosransk (not to be confused with Omsk) is a prosperous colony of the Roman Empire in the distant past. In 19X/S-some year it was transferred to Albania (the author does not know why). At present, the main military forces of the USA, Albania, Nakhkanada are located there (an underground factory for the production of Teletubbies is located in Muhosransk).
How to get to Muhosransk?
Muhosransk is located on the border with Albania, but at the same time in the Golden Ring of Russia. If you were sent ... to Muhosransk, then you need to go two blocks straight, three crooked, and then another 3000000000 kilometers (and in any direction). If you want to go there - DO NOT GO! If it's too lazy to go, pull this rubbish ...
Population
The population hovers around one person, and even that is an immigrant. But in particularly fruitful years, when the crayfish on the mountain whistle Ludwig van Beethoven's Sixth Sonata, the population rises to 20253741.567 people. It was in such years that such remarkable personalities and outstanding figures (burning farts) were born, like MedveD, George Bush (both), Dzinidin Dzidan (an outstanding diplomat, beaver mat, Chinese ambassador of Muhosransk).
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Answer from Alpha male[guru]
that feeling when your city Saransk
Answer from Yoamir Mullakhmetov[newbie]
take the crop then the ass!!
Answer from Evgeny Yurievich[active]
Where the flies shit
Answer from On Rogozin[active]
in izhevsk
Answer from *@MaSt^_^ Kill@*[newbie]
Komsomolsk-on-Amur
Answer from Unixaix CATIA[guru]
suburb of muhozasransk
Answer from Borisovna[guru]
Not far from Vydropuzhsk
Answer from Leonid *[master]
Leshy on the ass!!
Answer from Ekaterina Zuberman[guru]
I think somewhere in America
Answer from Shroedinger `s cat[guru]
in Zazhopinsky district
Author Vasya Pupkin8 asked a question in Other about cities and countries
Is there such a city Muhosransk? Not a joke I really want to know and got a better answer
Answer from Yoergey Makarov[guru]
Muhosransk is a prosperous colony of the Roman Empire in the distant past. In 19X/S-some year it was transferred to Albania (the author does not know why). At present, the main military forces of the USA, Albania, Nakhkanada are located there (an underground factory for the production of Teletubbies is located in Muhosransk).
How to get to Muhosransk?
Muhosransk is located on the border with Albania, but at the same time in the Golden Ring of Russia. If you were sent ... to Muhosransk, then you need to go two blocks straight, three crooked, and then another 3000000000 kilometers (and in any direction). If you want to go there - DO NOT GO!
Population
The population hovers around one person, and even that is an immigrant. But in particularly fruitful years, when the crayfish on the mountain whistle Ludwig van Beethoven's Sixth Sonata, the population rises to 20253741.567 people. It was in such years that such remarkable personalities and outstanding figures (burning farts) were born, like MedveD, George Bush (both), Dzinidin Dzidan (an outstanding diplomat, beaver mat, Chinese ambassador of Muhosransk).
The real village of Musohranovo, according to Yandex Maps, is located near the city of Leninsk-Kuznetsky in the Kemerovo region. It is interesting that, according to the general principles of the formation of the names of settlements, upon obtaining the status of a city, the village would be called even more consonantly - “Musokhransk”; for the search query "Musokhransk" Google returns about 570 pages, most of which actually refer to Musokhranovo.
Answer from Varya Versailles[newbie]
My sister lives in Muhosransk. so there is such a city
Answer from Olesya Vasilevskaya[newbie]
I live there... It's not in vain that it's named like that...
Answer from Professor Dadakin[expert]
There is one, It was renamed in Russia to Kotovsk, But it is still Muhosrantsk, Therefore, you can come to me there and live a long and painful way, You can even order fucking pizza there!
Answer from Nikolai Turygin[newbie]
Answer from Ltty utsatsuatsuauts[newbie]
Muhosransk is a quasi toponym denoting "a provincial town, wilderness, wilderness". It characterizes the described object from the negative side, indicating both its distance from the center and “the attitude of the speaker to the object”.
Answer from Andrey Shimaev[newbie]
in short it is wilderness or wilderness
Answer from Ludmila Vlasova[newbie]
I came to this city 20 years ago with my husband and children. Our family was supposed to leave for Volgograd, but the road fell in love with this region. Then he died. And I stayed in Muhosransk - Lesozavodsk, Primorsky Krai.
Answer from Saska[guru]
Synonym for town. Golomudovo.))
Answer from Vladimir Milyaev[newbie]
Muhosransk exists! It is located 150 km northwest of Kryzhopol. After all, there is a saying: go to Muhosransk through Kryzhopol.
Answer from Andrey Good night![guru]
It's still being designed...
Answer from no name no[guru]
Muhosransk in Russian modern folklore is a fictitious name for a Russian provincial town, an exemplifier of the name used as an example
Answer from Kisuni[guru]
Muhosransk in modern Russian folklore is a fictitious name for a Russian provincial town, an exemplifier of the name, used as an example.
There is no such city.
Answer from Nicholas[guru]
there is a musohransk
Answer from Valentin Lychev[active]
in Muhosran region
Answer from Yoasha Vetrinsky[newbie]
Muhosransk is a fictional settlement denoting "a provincial town, wilderness, wilderness". Being a quasi-toponym, it characterizes the described object from the negative side, indicating both its distance from the center, and “the attitude of the speaker to the object”.
A.F. Belousov refers "Mukhosransk" to "obscene names", a common feature of which is the traditional association of the province with "savagery" and "dirt" for the inhabitants of the capital. A certain role in the formation of such images can be played by the similarity in the names of a fictitious toponym and the real-life city of Saransk.
Contents [remove]
1Origin of the toponym
2Media use
3See Also
4Notes
5Literature
Origin of the toponym [edit | edit wiki text]
According to one version, the name "Mukhosransk" appeared thanks to the story "How it was" by the famous Soviet feuilletonist A. Zorich:
“When they compiled a ten-verst map of the empire in 1862, they didn’t want to designate this city at all. But then a fly crawled and made a point. They began to measure this point and, it turns out, a fly made a direct attack on our city: the fly was so neat, it observed all degrees, both latitude and longitude. Well, of course, it’s a pity to spoil the map, then the designation was attributed, and the city became ”
- Quote. Quoted from: V. V. Abashev, A. F. Belousov, T. V. Tsivyan. Geopanorama of Russian culture: The province and its local texts.
Use in the media [edit | edit wiki text]
According to A.F. Belousov, "Mukhosransk" as a "symbol of a provincial town" in modern Russia is no less popular than, for example, "Uryupinsk". At the same time, the researcher notes a significantly lower prevalence of this term in the press, considering it too “expressive and unsuitable for print” .
According to various sources, in connection with the adoption in 2012 of amendments to the federal law "On the protection of children from information harmful to their health and development", the word "Mukhosransk" may disappear from the air of central television channels.
