Statuses about the sea with a meaning are short. Sea. quotes, statuses, aphorisms and poems about the sea. sea of humour. Pictures. art
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After rest, you need to rest.
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The girl went to the sea - she herself did not rest and did not give it to others.
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As the sea sighs at sunrise ... So I adore you, my sweet ...
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What would you like - a cottage by the sea or a sea of good luck?
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Subordinates have two vacations, the first is their own, the second is the boss's vacation!
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Now I’m lying sunbathing on the sea or swimming, and you sit stupidly at home and read my status).
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A Georgian is drowning in the sea and has forgotten the word "save" in Russian, shouting: - Last time bathe!
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My darlings! I'm going south for ten days... I'll enjoy the sea, the sun and the local boys.
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Ahh! I want to go to the sea again! I want to swim again and feel carefree and happy!
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You come to the sea - beauty ... Peace. Oops! The girls are beautiful! Further rest is no different from rest in the middle lane.
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Sea, rest is perpetual motion and love, immortal life.
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Of course, I would like to go to heaven, take a break from worldly worries, only in hell society is much more interesting.
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Time flies by the sea, and money by the sea.
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Nothing is more pleasing to the eye than packed suitcase to rest...
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Every person who is burned in the sun must have a friend who will slap on the back and ask - how did you rest ?!
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I work in a travel agency. Tourists just sent a text message: “Thank you! we are so cool in Turkey! ”... Write to them that they are in Egypt ... or not?
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- Honey, what should I take with me to the sea so that everyone, looking at me, is simply stunned?! ..
- Get the sled!
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I used to love summer, but then I realized that summer can be at any time of the year, if there was money ... Now I love money.
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It is best to meet guys on the beach, you can immediately see all his virtues!!! :P
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I talked so much on vacation that even my tongue tanned. - Statuses about vacation at sea, beach, love
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Good on vacation... fire, tent, air, bear.... bear?!
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No matter how much you rest, from the first day of work you want to go on vacation again! :)
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For those who are used to work, rest is not really necessary, but how nice it is to open a laptop on the beach!
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The best rest is a change of position!
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How cool. I rest from you at sea.
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Sea, how I love you. I promise that I will return to you and not alone but with friends.
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On the beach a man doesn't need to talk beautiful girl about how he likes her - this is already very evident. In courageous men - so in general - from afar.
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I want to go there? ? ?, where there is no Internet ... excites the SEA ~ and lights SUMMER ..?.
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Sea, summer, sun, beach... I'm going to board!
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I'm ready to share the whole world with you: let the sea be yours, and the waves be mine... I'll give you the sun if I get its light... Although it's better to take everything for yourself, and become mine yourself.
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The sea… summer… the beach… the best… statuses about the sea and a wonderful vacation…
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Women love now not for the fact that you work from morning to evening, but for what kind of rest you can afford.
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Oh, a yacht would be ... With Abramovich! To hell with him and Abramovich, at least just a yacht.
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Hi where are you? [In contact with? And I'm at sea :-).
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I flew away to rest !!!)) sea sea sea !!!
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All rivers flow into the sea, but the sea does not overflow.
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I wanted love, he wanted sex, I wanted the sea, he just went on vacation, I loved him, he used me...
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Decided to put my personal life on vacation...
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Love can be compared to the sea: someone likes the feeling of a storm with huge waves of feelings, and someone prefers calm, smooth water with a moonlit path to the horizon.
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Spring is on the street, summer is in my soul, I want warmth and ultraviolet radiation, on the seashore, with a glass of alcohol.
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On a nude beach: - Girl I like you! - I see!
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I'm a sailor - You're an asshole! I'm a fisherman - You're an asshole! I'm on land, I'm on the sea, the meaning of the song - You're an asshole !!!)
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I dedicate this status to all the girls who cried at the sea because of the guys. Beloved, everything will be fine!
Statuses about sea holidays
Sea, summer, sun, beach... I'm boarding!
I'll add salt to a puddle, there will be a small sea)))
And on the sea White sand... A warm wind is blowing in ... You can even touch the sky with your hand *))
Even the most azure sea can hide reefs... Do not "dive" into a person without knowing about his "pitfalls"... You can remain disabled...
The coolest thing in childhood is rubber boots and a puddle, it seems like the sea! And only in childhood the sea is actually knee-deep!
If the sea were a woman, she would be the most unrestrained lover in the world.
The sea loves no one, but near it many feel happy...
I think the sea, the beach, a chic hotel, a lot of fruit, and I will sell this world!
Ironic statuses about the sea
Sea, sun, beach... What could be better? Especially when it's all in dreams!
IN blue eyes you can drown like in the sea... You can wrap yourself in green eyes like in grass...
New ironic statuses about the sea
I ride the waves. Harmony!
This year, for the first time, I will not look for a girl at sea, but I will bring my own :)
I want the sea to be covered by waves. I want to be with the sea, alone and no more...
Somehow, the kids were walking by the sea, sharks broke their nets nearby, children are hardly familiar with fear - they stuffed their muzzles, tore their gills \u003d)
Window is open. I hear: the stars and the sea breathe calmly ...
I dream of going with you to relax at the sea in the summer ... Yes, I don’t care about the sea, as long as you are with me ...
I’m lying on the beach, I don’t slow down at all - I take off my swimsuit, I catch glances at myself.
Sharks punish those who urinate in the sea!
The parents went to sea. They left a note: "DO NOT FORGET to feed the cat, water the flowers, wash the dishes, go to university!!!"
Water to the horizon... The sea... How you want romance!
Moonlight, sea, night, cool breeze and water warm as fresh milk, + good company! What else is needed for happiness) Oh, yes, the music is still xx))
Sea, girls, beach - my best landscape!
Optimistic ironic statuses about the sea
From the shore the sea is beautiful, from the sea the shore is beautiful.
She is beautiful, like hundreds of white roses, you will be drowned in a sea of bitter tears...
For me " Good morning"at the sea in the summer, this is when it's already" good afternoon ":)
The old man threw the net into the blue sea, pulls back, pulls ... And they answer him: "The network is unavailable" =)
Now I am where there is no Internet... the sea excites... summer is on fire!!!
Family vacation. Dad wants to go to the Alps, and mom wants to go to the sea. Dad began to look for a compromise, but mom had already found a compromise - the whole family goes to the sea, but dad is allowed to take skis with him :)
Take me away, the wind, to where the beautiful guys are the sea!
According to statistics, every person who has sunburnt has a friend who will pat him on the back and ask how he rested.
swim different styles, drown - one.
Oh, well, you might think you don’t draw in your stomach when you take pictures at the sea :)
Remember! North is where the moss is on the trees... What would you do on the high seas without my knowledge :)
Where sunsets follow sunrises, the blue sea merges with the sky, where it is warm during the day and hot at night... ?I'm in the south?
It's summer outside, the soul is warm, I want warmth and ultraviolet radiation... on the seashore...
If the husband went fishing, and brought a mermaid with him, go, girls, to the seas - there are 33 heroes !!
Cool ironic statuses about the sea
The heat will show ... who has what boobs
Salty air, wind through the hair, the sweet taste of a kiss, a feeling of tenderness in the fingers, trembling from the touch of the sun, and there is no fuss ... There is only us and no one else ... We merge with bliss ...
I wish you a sea of happiness and an ocean of love, but don't drown in this ocean!
The sea fascinates, the sea kills, excites, frightens, and also makes laugh, sometimes disappears, on occasion it disguises itself as a lake or piles up storms, devours ships and bestows wealth; it is wise, and gentle, and strong, and unpredictable. But the main thing - the sea is calling! ..
Comrades, do not swim behind the buoys! Two sharks have already choked!
I want to go to the sea! To the big, the deep, the immense. And then I got tired of swimming in my soul ...)
The Germans get up at 5 in the morning to put their towels on the still free sunbeds, then they calmly go to sleep. Russians get up at 3 pm, go to the sunbeds and think: "What a great service in Turkey - sunbeds with German towels!"
Love can be compared to the sea: someone likes the feeling of a storm with huge waves of feelings, and someone prefers calm smooth water with a moonlit path to the horizon...
Four things you cannot understand: the path of an eagle in the sky, the path of a serpent on a rock, the path of a ship in the sea, and the path of a man to a woman's heart.
The sea and love do not tolerate pedants.
Super ironic statuses about the sea
If you run very fast past Aivazovsky's paintings, you get a cartoon about the sea...
Gentlemen journalists, do you want to tell the people the whole truth? - Yes! - Then write down: "The Volga flows into the Caspian Sea!".
I chose my path. From that day on, I, like the sea, are indifferent to everything. I don’t need to suffer separation and remember love.
Let's share the world! The sun is for you, the light is for me; The sea is for you, the waves are for me; The sky - To you, the stars to me ... - Listen, wait a minute, but let's do it this way: everything is for you, and YOU are for me.
I want to go to sea now. I want to listen to the sound of the waves, the cries of seagulls. I just want to take a break, just from everyone ...
Take me quickly, take me over a hundred seas and you will get seven years, I am not eighteen!
And the sea foams, foams ... Resort love is not appreciated at all!
Are you asking me what is love? For me it is primarily the waves. They roll on me, then roll back. And even with an absolutely calm sea, we cannot but feel the proximity of the ocean ...
They say if you put your head in the toilet you can hear the sounds of the sea...
Someone dies in a stuffy office, and I wallow on sunny beach Because I'm on vacation!!!
O sea - you are deep, you are blue, how I adore you!
The sun, the beach, the taste of wine, the beauty of the horizon, it's a pity that the vacation is not forever ((
Sea, I hope I don’t have to forget you for a long time ...
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Is it just me or am I really in heaven? “Ah, no, I’m just on vacation.
Goodbye work, goodbye worries, the sea is waiting for me and I'm carefree
Vacation is the time when you realize that you are just made for it.
Hurry to the sea, meet beautiful girls, hurry to forget all the work of grief.
When the vacation begins to end, thoughts of dismissal begin to come to my head))
If you want to write boring questions to me, then I’m not worth the sea and I won’t get out of it for the next two weeks, ask later))
I don't care about your problems! do not Wright me! I'm on vacation! figure it out yourself!
I lie on the sand and sunbathe and think that I could easily live on an island near the sea, like Robinson, I would build myself a hut and be happy ...
on holiday. drank aged grape juice. going to cross the ocean on foot...
It is difficult to stop in time when you selflessly and recklessly lie on the couch ...
Summer. Men discuss how to seduce girls, women discuss how to seduce guys.
Summer, rain, always bubbles in the puddles, we go with you without an umbrella, barefoot, and talk about love.
Those who are used to work do not really need rest, but how nice it is to open a laptop - a beech on the beach!
If there is a queue at the pharmacy for condoms and pregnancy tests, then summer has come.
I want the sea, sunset, yellow-red sand, And a golden road from the sun along the water to the horizon.
Let thoughts become dull at sea, but feelings become sharper.
For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.
Vacation: two weeks on the beach and fifty aground.
The sun, the sea, the beach… The smell of the sea wind and the kisses of the beloved man.
I want something warm! Vacation or marriage. I didn't go to Egypt. So I'm going to look for my husband.
Subordinates have two vacations, the first - their own, the second - the boss!
And there is white sand on the sea .... A warm wind blows in your face ... You can even touch the sky with your hand *)).
The sea, the sun, a loved one is nearby, what could be better))).
Only in the summer you can call your friends at two in the morning, ask: “Are you asleep?” And they will answer you “No, come in!”
Please grant me leave for the half-life of cesium-137.
Someone comes from vacation tanned, and someone is blue.
An experienced man flirts on the beach with the palest-skinned girl - she has her whole vacation ahead of her.
After rest, you need to rest.
The sea is eternal movement and love, eternal life.
Of course, I would like to go to heaven, take a break from worldly worries, only in hell society is much more interesting.
- What are you going to do on vacation? – to have sex with everything that moves. And you? - I'll try not to move.
Soul on the sea. Ass on a chair
Summer. Stilettos, miniskirt, top without a bra. Look at me now, regret what happened, I won't be back.
Men have the hardest time keeping a cool head on the beach.
I want a big bed, underfloor heating, x-box 360, a guy there and vacation.
No one needs a vacation as much as a person who has just returned from it ...
The main thing is to plan your weekend well.
Ahh! I want to go to the sea again! I want to swim again and feel carefree and happy!
I'm where it's hot bright nights where they meet the dawn, where blue water. where people are happy *)
Right now I'm lying in the sun sunbathing on the sea or swimming, and you stupidly sit at home and read my status).
If you want to relax at sea, you will find an opportunity, if you don’t want to, you will find a reason.
It is good to travel in a beautiful car with a loved one along the sea, to stop at different places to the sun, fun and laughter.
The sun is on vacation, today I am for him!
I want to look at the person who called the decree a vacation!
Life just got better, suddenly bam! - vacation is over.
I want to go there? 0 ?, where there is NO Internet…excites the SEA ~ and lights SUMMER..0.!!!
On weekends, we went with kinders to the Trampoline Park. They took five hundred rubles from us! We jumped ... Golimy scam! I advise everyone.
According to the law of meanness, those two days when we have summer, I have to work.
All good things come to an end sooner or later - the moral of this phrase is that Khan came to leave.
Summer is hot, sweaty, boring, the sea is already tired. Yes, poplar fluff! Let summer end soon.
I went to Turkey, in my opinion to Natalia. All inclusive. Really everything! The computer is good, the Internet is fast, ICQ, Skype, toys. Had a great time, I advise everyone.
Women love now not for the fact that you work from morning to evening, but for what kind of rest you can afford.
I was on vacation at Lake Baikal. Double shock! The first from the beauty of nature, the second from three days in a reserved seat.
This year, for the first time, I will not look for a girl at sea, but I will bring my own.
Oh, a yacht would be ... Like Abramovich's! To hell with him and Abramovich, at least just a yacht.
The length of the girls' skirts depends on the temperature, the higher the temperature, the shorter the skirts.
Our summer is certainly not long, but there is no snow.
You stand on the shore and feel salty smell the wind that blows from the sea, and you believe that you are free and life has just begun ...
We went along Chusovaya on rafts. Song! On the thresholds only from the roar the tower is demolished, but if you put on a helmet, then the song!
As soon as you start to feel like a free person, how are you - there is still a vacation, but there is no money anymore!
What do you want to bring back from your vacation? - anything, as long as the current is treated!
Most of all, you hate your job a few days before the holidays.
Subordinates have two vacations, the first is their own, the second is the boss's vacation!
Vacation is a short period of time that is given by the employer to remind you that you can do just fine without you.
I want to rest alone desert island, tired of everything ... Although, you can swim in the evenings to the neighboring island on these ... Well, you understand, not small.
Eternity is the time from the beginning of the working day to its end. An instant is 23 calendar days of vacation.
I want to have a good rest, but I'm too lazy to do it.
Where sunsets follow sunrises, the blue sea merges with the sky, where it is warm during the day and hot at night .. ¦I'm in the south¦
Only in the summer you have to set an alarm clock so as not to forget to go to bed.
The most drinking countries in the world were recognized: in winter - Russia, and in the holiday season - Egypt, Turkey, Cyprus and Thailand!
A bad day on vacation is better than a good day at the office.
I went to Turkey with Svetka from the second group. I do not recommend. Hysterical bitch.
Extreme vacation is an opportunity to work. For those who don't have it at work.
Main Rule have a nice rest Don't forget to call your wife every day.
I urgently need August, surf, film zenith, coffee in a paper cup, a bag over my shoulder and a head empty of thoughts ...
No matter how much you rest, from the first day of work you want to go on vacation again!
Pretty girl looking young man for an exciting trip to Ivanovo to my parents, if you like it, we can stay.
While the boss was on vacation, someone planted a flower in his mug ... and I water it.
Dream vacation: Tropical island, Miss Bust pageant and I'm the only man!
Times are changing, we save money for Sochi, and if it doesn’t work out, we go to Turkey.
You come to the sea - beauty ... Peace. Oops! The girls are beautiful! Further rest is no different from rest in the middle lane.
What's wrong with you? -Mood on vacation, optimism on a spree ...
War and peace - work and vacation!
I dream of going with you to relax at the sea in the summer ... Yes, I don’t care about the sea, as long as you are with me ...
In summer, there is no difference between outerwear and underwear.
In summer, the most terrible animal is the mosquito.
Farewell thoughts, my roof is going on vacation.
Meet the palest girl on the beach, she's just got it!
I went to rest, didn’t notice a big difference with work, just didn’t do anything and thought, “When is lunch?”
I want summer. Stupidly hanging out on the street, trying to find a shade, so that the breeze blows, not thinking and not even knowing the day of the week!
The strength of the tan is determined by the whiteness of the ass relative to other parts of the body.
This section contains beautiful quotes about the sea are short. The sea leaves a rare person indifferent, and even more so when it is vacation, sun and sea water. A man on the sea feels himself one with nature, and therefore, having once been by the sea, the sea is constantly calling. A boat trip enchants and admiring the sea you understand that this is happiness.
If you look closely, you can see that the sea is blue every day in different ways. Maria Parr.
If you want to know something about the sea, you must be at the sea, otherwise you cannot. Ernest Hemingway. The Old Man and the Sea
Living by the sea, people become wise. They are not locked in the mountains and are not tied to the monotonous plain. The sea has room for the eyes. Perhaps it helps people to think freely. Patrick Rothfuss.
Life is a surf, so be like the sea. Edward Gibbon
Life by the sea. This is the best thing - to hear its noise day and night, inhale its smell, walk along the coast and look beyond the horizon, where the earth is rounded ... Jojo Moyes. Villa Arcadia
The smell of the sea is something that a sailor cannot forget. This is the best and purest scent. The smell of the sea and the sounds of the sea always attract the one who knew them and who left them. Milt Domini.
And no one knows what nightmares are hidden behind this smooth sea surface. Elchin Safarli.
For everything eventually returns to the sea, to the cycle of the ocean, to the ever-flowing river of time, which has no beginning and no end. Yulia Shilova.
The sea, it washes away all the bad that has managed to stick on land. Salty water first tears, then heals wounds. The waves rock you like a mother's hand is a cradle, and whisper ... Whisper ... Raymond Queneau
When there is no sea outside, there is always sea inside... Dhobi Ghat. mumbai diary
Everyone can wave to the sea - some by plane, some by hand. Valery Filatov
When I look at the sea, it seems to me that its waves carry away my sadness. Jules Verne.
Summer rain always brings with it the smell of the sea. From the shore the sea is beautiful, from the sea the shore is beautiful. Alessandro Baricco. Sea ocean 
It seems to me that more people come here for fresh air, which is so scarce. Sea air is completely different… It smells like human dreams. Koji Suzuki. dark waters
The sea is also a prayer book, it bears witness to God. Jean Paul Startre.
Its elusive variability delights people who have imagination and feel the poetry of the ocean.
The sea - it is better than any medicine washes away longing and disappointment. Iris Murdoch.
The sea is eternal movement and love, eternal life. Annika Thor.
The sea is the embodiment of sensuality. Ernest Hemingway. The Old Man and the Sea
The sea is a noisy beauty that calms ... (Taguhi Semirdjyan)
The sea is calling... You will understand this, the sea is nothing but a constant call. No matter where - the sea will always be waiting for you.
The sea does not repel a single river. Alessandro Baricco. Sea ocean
The sea never gets old. Maria Parr. waffle heart
The sea draws our eyes to itself, and the earth draws our feet. Mark Levy.
The moon moves the sea like a woman. Maria Parr.
There is no better sea bath. Angelica Miropoltseva
The sea itself is a mystery. It is the space where the world of the living and the world of the dead come into contact with each other. Veniamin Kaverin. In front of the mirror
Helps grief craving for the sea. Valery Kazanzhants
A wise man fears three things: a storm on the sea, a moonless night, and the wrath of a calm man. Joseph Alexandrovich Brodsky
On our planet there is a sea of the lonely, and there is not a single sea of the Lonely. Konstantin Armov
It's a shame to live life and never visit the Red Sea. Veselin Georgiev
Came from the sea with a sea of impressions. Alexander Konopatsky
Speech is like the sea, if you squeeze out the water, its salt remains. Pavel Sharpp
The sun was happy because it shone, the sea - because it reflected its jubilant light. Daniel Glattauer.
A calm sea is not for everyone. Some perceive calm as inner peace, others as stagnation. Elizabeth Dvoretskaya.
Happiness is like the waves that caress the rocks, and we were looking for it in city blocks. Dennis Lehane. Shutter Island
Only fish in the seas know the price of freedom. Maksim Gorky.
Don't you understand? The shell is the home of the sea. Thornton Wilder.
A smart person is like the sea - both have salt, and both attract to the horizon ... (Sergey Fedin)
A man at sea is never alone. Mark Levy. Shadow Stealer
A drop falling into the sea becomes the sea. Angelius Silesius
There are three kinds of people: those who live by the sea; those who are drawn to the sea; and those who return from the sea. Tatiana Stepanova.
This is the Sea. Some find themselves here. It subjugates others. Agatha Christie
Comparing the world with the sea element, you will soon notice: first the tide, then the ebb - the whole world is like a sea. Raymond Keno.
True freedom is the only possible freedom true world God's - start five miles from the coast.
The ocean is given to a man by God for a happy life.. Valery Kazanzhants
In life, everything repeats itself much more often than you might think. The sea is infinitely more varied. Rachel Carson
Ultimately, all roads lead to the sea. Laura Beloivan. South Russian Ovcharovo
Wind and waves are always on the side of the more skilled navigator. Jonathan Trigell.
Time, like the sea, unties any knots. Christopher Paolini. Eragon
Even the weary river comes to the sea. Jojo Moyes. Villa Arcadia
Even the sea has shores, and only human greed has no shores! Banana Yoshimoto. Tsugumi
Section topic: quotes about the sea are short and beautiful. The sea has always attracted people. Warm, gentle sun, the sounds of water beating against Sandy shore relaxing effect on the human body.
Statuses about the sea tell us about those wonderful times when we had our vacation, and we were happy, cutting through the waves, enjoying the sun and thinking only good things. The sea is different, but always very beautiful. Its transparent and pure water and the sand lying nearby look at us from the photos and remind us of summer. Working days are so tiring, and it can be so nice to remember your wonderful vacation, which has already passed or which we are only dreaming of.
Statuses about the sea reflect the purity of our thoughts, our beautiful goals and desires. After all, traveling the world is one of the great opportunities given to us by the universe. I remember, at times, the sea, full of waves, boring and dark. The wind walking on the sea cools us, reminds us of the power of the sea element. And we feel how this element enters us and makes us be strong and move on. Warm and transparent sea and light sea breeze warm our heart and create coziness and comfort.
And how great it is to swim in the sea, which keeps our body on its surface, preventing us from drowning. We feel unity with this recalcitrant element, we feel ourselves a part of it. A man who has never seen the sea has lost a lot in his life. After all, such feelings cannot be experienced anywhere else, and saying goodbye, we look into the distance at the horizon separating the sea and the sky, and think how sorry we are to leave and part with the sea. After all, we will not see him so soon.
This wonderful time spent for the soul will be remembered in our feelings when we look at our happy smiles in the photos. Many couples aspire to have a wedding by the sea. It is very romantic and will be remembered for a lifetime. The bride and groom running on the sand and entering the sea, it's so beautiful. The sea creates for us the best memories, the brightest feelings and a positive attitude. We write and philosophize about what the sea brings us.
