How to make a rubber woman. My dear: how rubber women are made in France. Methods for making crumb rubber yourself

It happens that people are simply embarrassed to cross the threshold of a sex shop, and even more so - to buy anything there. It is for this reason that I will tell you how you can make sex toys with your own hands, with the help of which you can fulfill your wildest fantasies.

Spongebob

In general, a penny simulator of female reproductive organs made from kitchen sponges can also be classified as elementary, but it would be a sin not to mention it on this list. In addition, unlike a number of more complex models, this one has a temperature control option.

WHAT YOU NEED: two large sponges, a glass or Pringles can, lubricant, a condom

We take sponges, soak them in warm water (if we expect reciprocity from our partner, of course), and squeeze them out. Between them, as a kind of sandwich filling, we place a condom so that the entire open end sticks out. We put the sandwich into a glass (preferably a plastic one, we are for safe sex) with the open end of the condom facing out and pull the edges of the rubber product over the edges of the glass. Pour lubricant into the resulting cozy hole.

Popcorn with surprise

Not so much a sex toy as a starter. You should be careful and clearly understand the situation: not every girl will be happy to start a close acquaintance in this way. Young Mickey Rourke's charm doesn't hurt here.

WHAT YOU'LL NEED: popcorn bucket, toilet paper frame, rubber glove, scissors or utility knife

You already understood everything yourself. We make a round hole in the bottom of the bucket, insert a frame from toilet paper or a toilet towel there. For greater convenience, it is better to wrap a rubber glove around the inside of the tube. We disguise the trap with popcorn and invite you to watch “A Nightmare on Elm Street” on the couch.

Glove of Love

A rubber glove is not only one of the main ingredients in the onanist's cookbook, but can serve almost in its pure form. This is no longer the easiest device to implement, but with proper skill it will reward the home craftsman with a decent volume.

WHAT YOU NEED: 2-3 rubber gloves, rubber band, scissors, lubricant

Honestly, it’s better to follow the video instructions here; the sequence of twisting the rubber base requires extreme concentration. But first, you need to put a rubber glove on your hand, and another one on it, and preferably another one on top, carefully tucking one finger into the other. Ultimately, we secure the open ends of the glove tightly with rubber bands, and make an incision for the treasured hole literally on one of the fingers. A little light work - and you get a lightweight copy of the female pelvis.

Vacuum assistant

If all the above constructors only make you yawn, it's time to get down to real work. You'll have to tinker with your dad's tools, but in the end you get something more than a machine for pleasure - the real pride of the inventor.

WHAT YOU'LL NEED: 50mm polypropylene plumbing pipe, adapter joint - 50mm at one end and 32mm at the other, 32mm socket, 5mm bolt (not yours, metal), a lock nut for it, a pair of rubber washers and a plumber's washer diameter 5–8 mm, inner tube from a bicycle wheel 26 x 2.5. Pay attention to the nipples - Dunlop and Presta are suitable, but Schader is definitely not.

Since the complete step-by-step instructions will take several A4 sheets, here are video tutorials:

ROYAL OPTION:

YOU WILL NEED: a large (how else) marker, a classic thick pad, electrical tape, a condom

We wrap a marker or any other suitable phallic object first with a feminine pad, and then with a thick layer of electrical tape. Further, depending on the circumstances: some craftsmen cover the structure with a layer of silicone or other plastic material and even paint it, while others are simply content with a colored condom.

Normal, but taking on the challenge of creating your own sex toys is weird? We decided to restore justice. True, putting a condom on a banana and going all out with the fruit, which, it turns out, can not only be eaten at night - this is uncreative, and we will not count this as a successful experiment.

More than eight million times, humanity has watched videos on how to make a vagina, anus or even a mouth for home pleasures. Dr. Lindsey Do (American clinical sexologist, sex educator and host of the Youtube channel Sexplanations) clearly demonstrates eight ways to make holes from a roll of toilet paper, a rubber glove (or condom), lubricant and a pair of rubber bands or a glass, dish sponges and the same rubber glove with lubricant. It's no surprise that this video became the most popular on the channel.

Now an option for girls: let's start with the simplest possible - a cooling dildo with a rejuvenating cryo effect. The instructions are even simpler than in the previous male version. Take a condom, pour water into it and hang it in the freezer. Just hang it, because if you put it down, one of the sides will deform and become flat. But what to do with it is up to you. It’s quite difficult to use it as a dildo, it’s still too cold, but moving the icicle across erogenous zones is easy.

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If all your childhood you dreamed of becoming a sculptor, and while chatting on the phone you draw busts of David and Venus on pieces of paper and perfectly sculpt dough baskets, then making a penis out of wax will be a pleasant challenge for you. Take several large candles, melt them completely into a bowl, and when the wax has cooled a little, you can mold it into whatever you want. By the way, the figurine will turn out more realistic if you use your imagination and strain your memory - draw wreaths on it and make a relief on the head. Sit down, five.

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A little more sex science from the Sexplanations Youtube channel, but for the fair sex. Tricks with towels are used again (put a marker inside, wrap it tightly, tie the top with tape tightly, make a head of cotton wool, and put a condom on top), a wooden kitchen spatula along with sponges for washing dishes, and even a comb in the company of a hot pot. True, this video received only a little more than half a million views, unlike the version for men.

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A more difficult option for those already prepared - we do it. Disassembling and reassembling a tape recorder in the garage is not only the lot of boys; after such an experiment, they will definitely accept you as one of their own, because you will create with your hands practically a new life - an entire machine that can turn on and off at your command. Scratch the bottom of the barrel and find: a tube of fizzy aspirin or vitamins, a plastic Kinder Surprise egg, a couple of wires, batteries, a glue stick - and a lot of patience. Watch the video, but then don’t ask: was it worth the trouble?

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A small bonus for the most patient, curious and hungry - edible panties! As children, we all wore edible watches made of candy, and as adults we switched to panties, but that didn’t make the candy any tastier. So we show you how to do something sweeter.

You will need:

200 ml freshly squeezed orange juice
200 ml water
10 tablespoons lemon juice
4 glasses of sugar (not an option for depraved healthy lifestyle lovers)
2 tablespoons grated orange zest
2 tablespoons grated lemon zest
40 grams of gelatin

Cooking method

Take a piece of cardboard as a stencil, trace your most elegant panties over it - separately the front, back and insert. Carefully cut it all out of cardboard.
Pour orange juice over the gelatin and leave for a while.
Pour the sugar with water, add the zest and bring to a boil, and then keep it on low heat for about 3 minutes, stirring constantly.
Remove from heat and add the juice and gelatin mixture, stir well and strain to separate the zest.
Place the stencil on a baking sheet, pour the mixture onto it, and next to it make several snakes of gelatin and put it all in the refrigerator for seven hours.
Pour sugar onto a sheet of paper, place gelatin parts on it, make holes in the places where the seams are supposed to be, and fasten the parts together with gelatin “snakes”.
Put on ready-made panties before use to prevent them from melting.

And in the video there is an option with chewing candies.

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A certain number of men need rubber women - they love them, look after them and sleep with them. Some people even collect these “dolls”, walking around with a new one every day.

“Dolls filled a void in my life. They are wonderful, and communicating with them completely suits me. If I were now asked to choose between a living woman and a rubber doll, I would not even hesitate. My girls are the best!” - says Everard Kunyon, officially married to a rubber woman.

It is curious that prices for such dolls can reach tens of thousands of euros. We have already shown where and how inexpensive “beauties” are made. And today we will take a look at the Dreamdoll workshop, located in the French city of Duppigheim, where custom-made silicone dolls are made. Prices at Dreamdoll start from 5,500 euros.

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1. You can choose a realistic silicone doll from the catalog - you can create the look of your new beloved based on one of four basic models with different eye and hair colors. It will take a week to manufacture, and due to its lightweight aluminum construction it will weigh a little - about 40 kilograms.

3. Thierry Reverdy, owner of Dreamdoll, demonstrates the mechanical structure that serves as the basis of the sex doll.