Statuses about the last working day before vacation. Vacation statuses
He is so ... so desired, mysterious, unusual, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited ...))) my VACATION
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What I want most right now is to be at the airport and hear that my plane is leaving for the sea in a few minutes...
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Nothing is more pleasing to the eye than packed suitcase on the sea...
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Most of all I want to go on vacation a month before and 10 months after it.
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Summer... sun... sea... beach... children... bags... husband... luggage... room... bunk... shower... clamor... was there a vacation - you'll understand...
Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where...
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It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And if I want to, I'll freak out and leave. To the cottage. I will water, weed, dig...
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After have a nice holiday I need to rest for another week.
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All good things come to an end sooner or later ... The moral of this fable is this - Khan came to leave ((
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On the last day before the vacation, I had to go sideways to work - satisfied smile didn't get through the door.
The degree of tan is determined by the whiteness of the ass relative to the rest of the body.
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There are two photographs on my passport. On the first one, I'm sober, and the second - so that they let them out of Turkey and Egypt ...
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My girlfriend talks all the time about a trip to the Canary Islands. And I don't mind... Let him talk.
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For our tourists, everything that is not nailed to the floor in the hotel is a souvenir!
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Everyone who has returned from vacation must have a friend who will slap on a burnt shoulder and ask: "Well, how did you rest?"
For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.
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From vacation, as well as from hard drinking, you need to get out gradually))
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Stop a moment, you're on vacation!!!
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Holidays come and go, but you never want to work.
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A Russian person's vacation lasts 2 months, since he prepares for a vacation for two weeks, and comes out of it for two weeks.
Tears and hysteria - that's such a drama. Gained 4 kilos while on vacation...
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Nothing is more tiring than someone else's rest.
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Cheer up on a dull, gray, winter Friday! Write an application for a vacation with colorful felt-tip pens!
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Russian vacation - two weeks on the beach and 50 weeks aground.
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Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it so much now ...
Statuses about work with meaning
It's good to work two jobs! Lots of money! But not because they pay a lot - but because there is no time to spend.
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Never before has a person been so close to perfection as when writing a resume!
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Thursday is better than Sunday! Because on Thursday tomorrow is Friday, and on Sunday tomorrow is Monday!
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If you don't know how to work with your head, work with a shovel.
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Work ennobles a man, but idleness makes him happy.
If your office is often entered without knocking, hang a dartboard on the inside of the door.
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- What should a specialist do for a salary of ten thousand rubles? - Nothing ... And even a little harm!
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Choose a job you love and you won't have to work a single day in your life.
In our country everything is PAYABLE: to be born!, to study!, to be treated!, to die! - Is there anything for FREE? - Yes... Work!!!
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Work hard and pay your taxes honestly. Thousands of workers in the state apparatus are counting on you.
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The specifics of life in a metropolis is such that some workers get tired before they reach work.
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I still can’t figure out: do I have a job, or does my job have me? ..
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How sometimes we need a vacation, but in reality it is still very far away. What to do in this case? No, you should never despair. Get in a positive mood by simply posting beautiful photo sandy beach, and attach to this photo cheerful status, which will remind you that the vacation will come soon, the main thing is to wait for it. You can find this status on this page. A huge number of statuses will cheer you up, and you can use them to cheer up one of your loved ones. They will certainly appreciate it. In addition, reading these statuses, your mood will rise and you will get the feeling that life is beautiful, and you can find a positive place in gray everyday life.
I'm going on vacation, dear friends, there is no need to envy and wish good luck. I'll be fine without it!
It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And I want a psycho and I'll go to the country! I will water, weed, dig.
I want summer. Stupidly hanging out on the street, trying to find a shade, so that the breeze blows, not thinking and not even knowing the day of the week!
When you go on vacation, take half as much and twice as much money.
Someone comes from vacation tanned, and someone is blue.
Cool vacation statuses: If your cat barked at you, then you have to go on vacation...
As soon as a girl of dubious behavior appeared on the beach, a crowd of doubters immediately formed near her.
The sun shines - but does not warm, vacation warms - but does not shine ...
After rest, you need to rest.
All good things come to an end sooner or later - the moral of this phrase is that Khan came to leave.
As long as there are legs, the road does not end; as long as there is a priest, something happens to her.
For our tourists in the hotel, what is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir...
It's good to do nothing at first, and then relax a little more
Dear alarm clock! Do not call me more! It's over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation...
The last day before leaving for work, I had to go through the door sideways - a satisfied mug did not crawl through!
It is difficult to stop in time when you selflessly and recklessly lie on the couch ...
The first vacation is like the first sex... You look forward to it, but you don't know what to do!
You have to live in such a way that it would be a shame to tell, but it's nice to remember!
The girl went to the sea, and she herself did not rest, and did not give it to others.
If there is a queue at the pharmacy for condoms and pregnancy tests, then summer has come.
My vacation has begun! People, lend a liver for three weeks .. I will return it in double size ...
Cool vacation statuses: In the summer, there is no difference between outerwear and underwear.
If it were not for such heat on weekdays and not such rain on weekends, then I probably would have been easier to experience the time without a vacation!
Everyone has the right to spend their holidays the way they want! And some of the opportunity...
Pretty girl looking young man for an exciting trip to Ivanovo to my parents, if you like it, we can stay.
The length of the girls' skirts depends on the temperature, the higher the temperature, the shorter the skirts.
Where did you spend your vacation? - In the Canaries. - Where is it? - I have no idea, I flew by plane.
The sun, air and water will never help, Only sex and indifference strengthen the body!!!
The solar circle, the sky around - this is a drawing of a boy ... A naked woman, vodka, barbecue - it was his father who helped him.
Uncle chiefs, if you want to beach season see beautiful girls - let them go on vacation!
For those who are going on vacation, we have created a page where we have collected the most cool and new vacation status.
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Below you will find statuses about vacation, about the sea, about vacation abroad, about summer holidays and so on.
Below are vacation statuses:
Everyone wants to flash photos from the sea in swimsuits, but not everyone should do it.
For someone who is used to working, rest is not really necessary, but how nice it is to open a laptop on the beach!
The main thing in extreme recreation- notice in time when extreme ends and pi..ts begins.
After a vacation, you need to take a week off.
Most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.
Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where.
A vacation is like a binge, getting in is easier than getting out.
An unwashed vacation is equivalent to absenteeism!
A vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.
Dear alarm clock! Do not call me more! It's over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation…
It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron ... And I want to, freak out and go to the country! I will water, weed, dig...
The sea, girls and the beach is my best landscape!
All day, I dream about you, and this is not a lie ... Hurry to you, hurry to you ... my favorite sofa!
I want to go to the sea this summer... I have a tradition that every summer I want to go to the sea.
I need a vacation of 6 months, twice a year.
And what's the point of going on vacation with a ton of homework?
How sad it is to wait painfully for a vacation whole year, and then “bang” and live it in a second.
My vacation = more sleep, more food, more internet...
The main problem after a vacation is to fall asleep not in the morning, in the evening
Went on a trip to ______, write
My vacation has begun. If someone needs me sober, then write to me in 2 weeks.
The only thing worth sacrificing yourself for is a vacation.
☼ I'm on vacation! ☼
Summer is the time of year when parents realize how badly underpaid teachers really are.
Hmm, today is the second day of the holiday, and it starts with Pinot Calada.
you know what could be better margaritas? Only Cancun.
A week is a unit of time that seems much shorter on vacation than on a diet.
Everyone needs a good dose of Vitamin Mora.
I need a vacation. And by vacation, I mean I need to go somewhere and find a new job. On the beach. With rum.
It's been a tough week, but I made it. What about you?
I will do absolutely nothing today. And that might be the only thought that might be.
Time to rest a little, or a lot.
We travel not to run away from life, but so that life does not run away from us.
