Vacation statuses in autumn are short. Vacation statuses

It's time for him to give up
And enjoy this happiness.
How long have I been waiting for him
Through the winter nights she called.
I dreamed about him in my sleep.
And finally he came.
He is like a pass to the world of desires
My long-awaited summer VACATION!!!

Summer, sun, sea, beach,
Children, bags, husband, luggage,
Room, bed, shower, noise…
Was there a vacation - FIG you will understand!

The desired time has come.
You, like a kid, shout: "Hurrah!"
The rhythm of workdays is forgotten,
And the sea gently beckons.
The mountains and forests are called,
And wonders of distant wanderings.
What would you choose: hiking, cruise?
May there be a surprise every day.

A year of work behind
Vacation, vacation ahead!
I'm going, I'm going, friends,
To the sea, brothers, I'm going!
I will sunbathe, swim
And indulge in fun
Drink wine in the evening
I will conquer all the highlanders.
I will dance Lezginka for them,
I will languidly move my eyebrow,
And then I'll walk in Kalinka,
I will seduce their souls!
Minutes are counted
Here is the station, the carriage and me...
I'm going, I'm going, friends,
To the sea, brothers, I'm going!

Vacation is a real lifesaver.
From the crazy carousel of bustle!
Every day is a solid Sunday
And you are your own mistress!
Fly away to enjoy the freedom
Rest from hard work.
Congratulations! And we must confess
That slightly envy you!

And summer smells like smoke from the barbecue,
Raspberry, sea, pouring rain,
Ripe cherries, sunscreen…
And the vacation we are looking forward to!

Here is your rest
Happy to open
Take some money with you
Nice job you did!
Relax, have fun
And forget work
Don't get mad at the boss
Worries fly away!
On the sand, on the rocks,
Well, if on a chair -
Only in the hall by candlelight
To rest!
And yet - shout, frolic,
Forget embarrassment.
For the days to pass
Like one moment!

I'm on vacation! Hooray! Hooray!
Down with work and worries!
Today since morning
I breathe in the scent of freedom.

I have nowhere else to hurry
I am happy and satisfied!
I am free to live, love, sin...
Ah, vacation, I deserve you!

We will sing with you, believe me!
We will see the sea and expanses -
Just give me more
And better give a little head start!

Pack your suitcase
Fly to the ends of the world.
You have been given leave for this.
Play until dawn.
And you can rustle at home
And smack in the country, -
In short, it is useful to decide
Various tasks.

Only a week until vacation...
Dreams of the beach and the sea...
Ticket purchased in April
And now on vacation soon!
And there are swimming and beaches,
Sunburn, selling corn…
And eternal sea guards
Terribly slippery jellyfish!
Then holiday romances
Boat trips under the moon…
And new, crazy plans
After wine, martini, vodka…
Wish the week would end soon
To make it true!
I've been dreaming since the end of April
For all this to come true!

Vacation is a happy time
Throw out your work cell phone
Let go of everyday burdens
And forget the alarm clock!
And enjoy the freedom
Forgetting everything that is not nice -
Back to work again
Work hard with renewed vigor!
Don't forget, colleague
Friendship is the strongest thread!
Bring us this bliss
Sign - well, at least a magnet!

Well, lucky you - tomorrow on vacation,
You will rush off to warmer climes.
As if in paradise you received a pass,
And soar, happiness is not melting.

Tomorrow to the sea, where the sand is white,
The train will take you in the morning.
Where in the sun a lot of fruits sing,
Helping weather the heat.

Leaving the workplace
Inconsolable tired colleagues,
Remember - vacation time is lovely,
But it's not for everyone!
We want you to relax
Enjoy, don't live by the clock!
Inspired to return to work,
Passing the baton to us!
We will wait for you from absence
Stand at work like a rock!
Maybe even sharpeners and pens
From yours we will not melt the table!

You saved up some money
We know, don't hide.
You worked with all your might
So have fun.
Take a break for the year ahead
So that later in the winter
Listened with open mouth
We are talking about your vacation.

Vacation is an event, brother, such
That for him you need to drink only while standing.
Fulfill all your ideas with a vengeance
To return home refreshed.

Let him be a reward for a hard worker,
Let all troubles be forgotten
Both at work and at home with my wife.
I drink for your well-deserved rest.

New countries and new faces
The time has come to have fun.
What kind of event is another
Holidays desired in the autumn sometimes.

Pre-holiday longings are forgotten.
Adventures are waiting for you.
Packed backpack, and the road beckons.
May the angel keep you on your way.

Waiting for vacationers
The suitcase is ready!
What do we take? Definitely Cole!!!
And a bathing suit, a radio tape recorder!!!
And an inflatable mattress!
Let's swim with you!!!
I also take a tent
To sleep in it softly, sweetly !!!
Pot and refrigerator!!!
Definitely a cell phone!
And glasses, and cream, and shorts -
We conquer resorts!!!
I have a hard time with my backpack...
Placed my whole house...

May your vacation be great
So that everyone gasps around!
enchanting and beautiful,
With a bunch of sweet friends.
We will celebrate the event
And though envy gnaws at us,
We'll meet in person in a month.
To listen to your story.

Here comes the most long-awaited vacation!
Lucky you - bright holiday nearby, waiting!
You will go to distant countries -
Let a fast plane deliver
you to the seas and blue oceans,
Where the whitening sand lies
In the morning - transparent fogs await,
And fresh juice from ripe fruits!

Congratulations on your vacation, great holiday,
Let there be enough money for a big cruise,
Companies are fighting for your person,
They offer discounts every day - a surprise!
Unlimited vacation let it give pleasure,
Romantic meetings, sighs until dawn,
Exotic countries, beaches, awards,
Let the body be filled with strength and soar!

Vacation is an endless pleasure
He will remove fatigue, as if by hand.
He will give romantic meetings
And decorate your simple life.

Hot kisses, hugs,
And love until morning.
The native enterprise will wait,
It's time for you to rest.

Whatever time of the year it is outside the window, you want to think about rest forever. And in order to bring this sweet time closer, install cool statuses about vacation.

How about without a trip to the country?

Collected things for the resort. remembered last year and collected half as much. Then he thought more, and deposited twice as much money.
People who never rest still go on vacation when the head itself begins to rest ...
If the resort does not shine for you, then rejoice at least that the sun shines for you.
Too much work is when you go on vacation, and you are already afraid that it will someday end.
Life hack: if you don't have money for souvenirs, walk around the hotel. There's definitely something in there that isn't nailed to the floor.
The best thing about a vacation is that during this time you can forget the nasty sound of an alarm clock.
I went into courage: I don’t get up from the couch for 20 hours in a row.
A good vacation is one you never tell your kids about. But happy to share with colleagues.

Plan your vacation in advance

Every person in life should have at least a little time when he can rest from the previous day. And also - put cool new statuses about vacation.

And that's how it always is - you dream of the Canary Islands, going to Turkey.
The first vacation in life and the first sex in life are similar to one thing - you wait a long time, and you don’t know where to start and how to continue.
If you decide to take something from the hotel, but your conscience began to torment you, remember how much money you laid out initially.
Everyone forgets about failures in different ways. I pack my suitcase and go where my eyes are stroking.
If your rest is over, do not be sad, but wait until the boss's rest comes.
Most a large number of drinkers - this is probably in Russia. But only in winter. In the summer, this baton is transferred to Turkey and Egypt.
Legend has it that every untanned worker in August longs for a vacation.
Keepers also have holidays. And usually it is without containing.

Having a vacation is a sign of work

Cool statuses about “vacation has begun” will make you think, are you spending your vacation right? Perhaps you are not resting enough even at this time.

“Urgently need to go on vacation” is the most pleasant diagnosis that I have ever heard.
On the Seventh day, God, as you know, created a day off. Someone lives in this Seventh day, and someone - in the previous six.
And the Goldfish asked the old man to let her go. The old man was not a fool, and he also asked for a vacation.
Dismissal at work without a vacation is both bad and very good at the same time.
What a pity that you have to change free unemployment for a couple of days off and a miserable vacation.
If you think about it, the cat that they take with them to the sea is leaving on a business trip.
In my opinion, a law should be enacted that prohibits a boss from calling a subordinate during his well-deserved rest.
When you go to work on the weekend, you should not hope that you will be given more vacation time.

The last days of work are the easiest

Do not be afraid that the rest will go somehow wrong. The main thing is that it exists, and you have finally come close to it. And if not, then cool new short vacation statuses are in a hurry to help you.

You get sick - you get better. The main thing is not to get sick on vacation.
I'm going on vacation up north. To remember that I live well.
I wake up on vacation to watch others go to work.
Status: everyone envy. Haven't been online for a month.
Monday is not always scary.
Backpack on my shoulders, I'll be leaving soon.
Vacation makes a monkey out of a man.
Happiness is when the birthday is on vacation.
We spread the bed for a whole month.
I will definitely go somewhere, but first sleep, for three days.

Work can wait

Don't rely on someone to plan for you luxury vacation. It is better to rely on yourself - so reliable. So that you don’t have to post funny vacation statuses.

If you can’t go to the resort, at least open the window - maybe at least you will get a tan.
With our salaries, it is sometimes difficult to even buy a mattress. In this case, the beds in the house must all be inflatable. And slept, and took a vacation.
Something in life went wrong - this is when on the very first vacation at work after university you go to learn to swim.
A good salary is when you can afford to go not only to Egypt, but also to the Crimea.
It would be nice if everyone who urinates in the sea was instantly eaten by sharks.
On the beach, free guys crowd, first of all, around young ladies of the same behavior.
Malta, Canaries, Maldives... And I'll die in the garden.
I directly feel how light waves cover with the head ... someone else.

Smells of summer

Cool vacation statuses will make everyone jealous, even if you weren't there!

Patriotism is living in Russia and relaxing abroad.
Every vacation is a small truce with yourself.
I go on vacation so little that if I go, no one forgets!
At the end of the vacation, you need to set aside a couple of days to take a break from it.
The most unpleasant thing on vacation is the always wet swimsuit.
Maybe we asked for a day off. How about the weather?
A good vacation is when you are not online.

Rest well and, most importantly, regularly.

He is so ... so desired, mysterious, unusual, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited ...))) my VACATION

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What I want most right now is to be at the airport and hear that my plane is leaving for the sea in a few minutes...

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Nothing is more pleasing to the eye than packed suitcase on the sea...

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Most of all I want to go on vacation a month before and 10 months after it.

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Summer... sun... sea... beach... children... bags... husband... luggage... room... bunk... shower... clamor... was there a vacation - you'll understand...

Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where...

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It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And if I want to, I'll freak out and leave. To the cottage. I will water, weed, dig...

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After have a nice holiday I need to rest for another week.

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All good things come to an end sooner or later ... The moral of this fable is this - Khan came to leave ((

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On the last day before the vacation, I had to go sideways to work - satisfied smile didn't get through the door.

The degree of tan is determined by the whiteness of the ass relative to the rest of the body.

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There are two photographs on my passport. On the first one, I'm sober, and the second - so that they let them out of Turkey and Egypt ...

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My girlfriend talks all the time about a trip to the Canary Islands. And I don't mind... Let him talk.

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For our tourists, everything that is not nailed to the floor in the hotel is a souvenir!

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Everyone who has returned from vacation must have a friend who will slap on a burnt shoulder and ask: "Well, how did you rest?"

For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.

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From vacation, as well as from hard drinking, you need to get out gradually))

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Stop a moment, you're on vacation!!!

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Holidays come and go, but you never want to work.

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A Russian person's vacation lasts 2 months, since he prepares for a vacation for two weeks, and comes out of it for two weeks.

Tears and hysteria - that's such a drama. Gained 4 kilos while on vacation...

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Nothing is more tiring than someone else's rest.

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Cheer up on a dull, gray, winter Friday! Write an application for a vacation with colorful felt-tip pens!

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Russian vacation - two weeks on the beach and 50 weeks aground.

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Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it so much now ...

Statuses about work with meaning

It's good to work two jobs! Lots of money! But not because they pay a lot - but because there is no time to spend.

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Never before has a person been so close to perfection as when writing a resume!

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Thursday is better than Sunday! Because on Thursday tomorrow is Friday, and on Sunday tomorrow is Monday!

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If you don't know how to work with your head, work with a shovel.

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Work ennobles a man, but idleness makes him happy.

If your office is often entered without knocking, hang a dartboard on the inside of the door.

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- What should a specialist do for a salary of ten thousand rubles? - Nothing ... And even a little harm!

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Choose a job you love and you won't have to work a single day in your life.

In our country everything is PAYABLE: to be born!, to study!, to be treated!, to die! - Is there anything for FREE? - Yes... Work!!!

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Work hard and pay your taxes honestly. Thousands of workers in the state apparatus are counting on you.

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The specifics of life in a metropolis is such that some workers get tired before they reach work.

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I still can’t figure out: do I have a job, or does my job have me? ..

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Vacation is the most anticipated time of the year. Who has not dreamed of spending a vacation on a hot beach, lying on a sun lounger and drinking an airy cocktail, admiring beautiful tanned bodies and enjoying the long-awaited freedom? Came to the hotel, and there all inclusive. Comp. good, fast internet, ICQ, skype, toys. Isn't this a dream? And the view from the window - the sun, the sea, sand beach, the subtle smell of the sea wind and the feeling of a kiss from a beloved man. Simply super!

What a vacation - such a status!

As practice shows, the status of "on vacation" can change personal inner world at one moment, today you are on vacation, and tomorrow you are no longer alone, or vice versa. But this can only mean one thing: you are waiting for a change in your personal life. Vacation is such a special time of the year, which can be determined by the feeling of incessant happiness, but you need to be able to enjoy every vacation day that falls, regardless of marital status. Have a loved one? Amazing! Enjoy each other. No partner? Amazing! There is an opportunity to devote time to yourself, you have the right to flirt. And yet, another advantage of the summer saga is that you don’t have to worry about what day of the week it is, which this moment number; you may not even know your name, temporary amnesia, so to speak.

You can call your friends at three in the morning and ask: “Are you asleep?”. And they happily “Come in!” to you. You can just travel well in a beautiful car with your loved one along the sea, stop in unfamiliar places, and everywhere there is sun, fun and laughter. And you don’t have to think about the end of summer, which is much worse than the end of the world.

Vacation - how much tenderness and love we put in when we say this word. These wonderful few days help us to escape from problems, go on vacation, see relatives and friends whom we have not seen for a long time. In general, this is the time that you can devote to absolutely everything, but not work. We look forward to the holidays more than our own birthday. For such people, we have developed a special website that contains a large number of interesting statutes dedicated to their favorite vacation. Treat yourself by posting on your page in social network such a status. Cheer up your friends by sending them a status message that says vacation is just around the corner. It remains to wait quite a bit.

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The husband leaves for the resort alone, without his wife. A week later, he sends her an SMS: "I still love only you!" Wife: "Yes, and you're still the best."

Cool vacation status: The strength of a tan is determined by the whiteness of the ass relative to other parts of the body.

Only a man should always make shish kebabs, because only a man knows how to properly plant and fry well!

Bought an inflatable bed. The instructions in a dozen languages say: "Do not use when swimming!!!". And only in Russian: "When swimming, hold on to the side straps"

Having gone to barbecues with strangers, Sveta only later realized why she did not chip in.

One guy asks his friend how to teach a girl to swim. - Nuu, this is a whole science: with one hand you hug your waist, you put the other under your chest. - Fool, I'm talking about my sister! - So I would immediately say - give her a kick from the bridge.

It is difficult to stop in time when you selflessly and recklessly lie on the couch ...

There was no money, he went on vacation to Turkey, Switzerland, the money appeared, he went to rest in the Crimea.

There are two photographs in my international passport ... On one I am sober, and the second - so that they will be released from Turkey and Egypt ...

Cool holiday status: Sharks punish those who urinate in the sea!

"Good morning!" - This is when it's 11:00 on the clock, it's summer on the calendar, and outside the window is the Mediterranean Sea ...

As soon as a girl of dubious behavior appeared on the beach, a crowd of doubters immediately formed near her.

I want summer, the sea, the beach, a bottle of martini... and a sign that says "Do Not Disturb!"

My girlfriend keeps talking about going to the Canary Islands. Yes, I do not mind ... Let him speak.

The most popular first phrase in any trip: "Do you know what we forgot ?!"

The sea is calling... The wave is singing... And I'm like this in the garden...

You need to live in such a way that others have depression.

Take care of your homeland - relax abroad.

Cool vacation status: Best holiday- posture change!

For our tourists in the hotel, what is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir...

They appeared again - these fashionable men ... in "flip flops" and socks.

I work in a travel agency. Tourists just sent a text message: “Thank you! we are so cool in Turkey! ”... Write to them that they are in Egypt ... or not?

The first working days after the holidays - you urgently need to remember how to do nothing if things are fucked up ...

If during the holidays she stood all the time good weather then it was not your vacation.

Do you know how one team can relax for one ticket? Skin and buy it for the boss!

The last working week before the holidays, as luck would have it, stretches for ages!

I want to go to Hawaii!!! Everything's there! Sand for the kids, sun for me, sharks for my husband...

Every person who is burned in the sun must have a friend who will slap on the back and ask - how did you rest ?!

Planning a vacation is very easy: your boss tells you when, your wife tells you where.

The easiest way to wave to the sea is with your hand ...

Holidays, be like an internet explorer: slow and clunky. And we will constantly restart you.

You need to travel in such a way that you will be remembered in new country and not forgotten in the native! And while not wanted in both!

I want to go to the sea this summer ... I have such a tradition, every summer I want to go to the sea))

Most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.

The sun shines - but does not warm, vacation warms - but does not shine ...

Nothing is more pleasing to the eye than a packed suitcase for vacation...