I want to go on vacation cool new statuses. Vacation status: what to write in your profile before, during and after your vacation

Rest after intellectual labor does not at all consist in doing nothing, but in changing things: physical labor is not only pleasant, but also useful rest after mental labor.

Ushinsky Konstantin Dmitrievich

Rest: what you do when no one tells you what to do.

"Prendergast Joseph"

When you go on vacation, take half as much and twice as much money.

"Susan Anderson"

Vacation is a time that confirms the fact that there are no irreplaceable people.

"Alexey Kalinin"

A vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.

After I asked the seller for two loaves of Windows in the store, I realized that I had not been on vacation for a very long time.

The last day before leaving for work, I had to go through the door sideways - a satisfied mug did not crawl through!

Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss now ...

Woke up happy? So you are a vacationer.

Conversation of two snowflakes: - Where are you flying? - To Greenland. I'll take my vacation. And you? - In America. I'll make them panic.

Most best holiday It's a job change.

"Pavlov Ivan Petrovich"

A checkbook is your personal and highly accurate predictor of where you will be vacationing.

"Aron Vigushin"

Only a man should always make shish kebabs, because only a man knows how to properly plant and fry well!

This is us taking a vacation to overstrain in the country.

I spent two weeks at a ski resort. It was so cold there that I almost got married.

"Shelly Winters"

Throughout our lives, we are gradually being prepared for adulthood. In the kindergarten - we can go, we can not go. At school, there is some control. Yes, and less rest - only three months, plus spring and autumn vacation. The university is even stricter. Student, dormitory pass, two weeks winter holiday, and two months - summer. And after that we are ready for work and a month of vacation.

“Only this week! Last minute trips to the most beautiful, most fiery regions of Russia. You will never forget this vacation!” This is how firefighting campaigns should be.

“It’s time for you to go on vacation” is also a kind of diagnosis.

And on weekends, you can dream about how you will dream on vacation.

After all, the best thing about any vacation is not so much relaxing yourself as watching others work.

"Kenneth Graham"

There are sharks in the sea, toads in the river, mosquitoes in the forest, and people at home. And where, tell me, a normal person can relax? Igor Krasnovsky

Vacation is boring. Vacation is nothing to dream about.

Let's divide the world: the sea is for you, the waves are for me; the sky is for you, the stars are for me; the sun for you, the light for me, or even better - everything is for you, and you for me!

You should even have fun with a commercial benefit for yourself.

"Aristotle"

For our tourists in the hotel, what is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir.

Dear alarm clock! Do not call me more! It's over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation.

If not for the director, I would read more. Wait for a visit on your site - I will visit more often. The director is on vacation.

Forgot about your vacation? So, it's time to forget about work!

The law of meanness, bitch, always works, seven days a week! Bl *, a meeting - I will send you on a distant vacation!

It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And I want a psycho and I'll go to the country! I will water, weed, dig.

Personal life went on vacation indefinitely. Please do not disturb.

My favorite dream is about a vacation.

My dream is gone! Will be back next vacation.

My conscience has taken a vacation.

On a foreign beach: - Masha, did you leave food for Barsik? - I thought that you left ... - Well, no matter what vacation, we bury the cat!

We don't need an average score, so long as the vacation doesn't go to waste.

Find time to rest, because there is always work, and life tends to end.

Don't expect miracles, miracle yourself! - said the boss before leaving on vacation.

Vacation: two weeks on the beach and fifty aground.

"Leonard Louis Levinson"

Vacation employers seem to say: “There are no irreplaceable, we can do without you. And one month - and a whole year.

"Forten Louis"

A vacation is when in the morning, having found a bottle of cold champagne in the refrigerator, you think: “Why not?”

First week after new year holidays- you pour into work, the second - a little tired, the third - f*cking already fucking work! A month - it's time to take a vacation, I deserve it.

My loved one's vacation is over and he's back at work. A whole day without him now seems to me eternal hard labor.

For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.

The wife went on vacation and left her husband and child alone at home. And now the son comes up to dad and says: “Dad, again I forgot how to put on my shorts correctly ...” The father sighed, took the shorts and shows: “Look, son, I explain again - with a yellow spot forward, brown back!”

Traditionally, he went on vacation at the height of the heating season.

And my grandfather went on vacation to Germany and, out of habit, took Berlin.

It infuriates when your holidays are just starting, mom is on vacation, mom will go to work - dad will go on vacation.

Most of all, a person needs rest immediately after a vacation.

"Albert Hubbard"

On Sunday, such a sudden languor, and on a weekday - I'd rather stay at home!

"Andreev Vladimir"

The ideal way to summer vacation. Heat, loneliness, freedom.

"Haruki Murakami"

Everyone has the right to spend their holidays the way they want! And some even an opportunity.

He is so ... so desired, mysterious, unusual, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited ...))) my VACATION

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What I want most right now is to be at the airport and hear that my plane is leaving for the sea in a few minutes...

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Nothing is more pleasing to the eye than packed suitcase on the sea...

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Most of all I want to go on vacation a month before and 10 months after it.

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Summer... sun... sea... beach... children... bags... husband... luggage... room... bunk... shower... clamor... was there a vacation - you'll understand...

Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where...

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It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And if I want to, I'll freak out and leave. To the cottage. I will water, weed, dig...

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After have a nice holiday I need to rest for another week.

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All good things come to an end sooner or later ... The moral of this fable is this - Khan came to leave ((

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On the last day before the vacation, I had to go sideways to work - satisfied smile didn't get through the door.

The degree of tan is determined by the whiteness of the ass relative to the rest of the body.

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There are two photographs on my passport. On the first I am sober, and the second - so that they let them out of Turkey and Egypt ...

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My girlfriend talks all the time about a trip to the Canary Islands. And I don't mind... Let him talk.

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For our tourists, everything that is not nailed to the floor in the hotel is a souvenir!

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Everyone who has returned from vacation must have a friend who will slap on a burnt shoulder and ask: "Well, how did you rest?"

For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.

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From vacation, as well as from hard drinking, you need to get out gradually))

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Stop a moment, you're on vacation!!!

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Holidays come and go, but you never want to work.

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A Russian person's vacation lasts 2 months, since he prepares for a vacation for two weeks, and comes out of it for two weeks.

Tears and hysteria - that's such a drama. Gained 4 kilos while on vacation...

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Nothing is more tiring than someone else's rest.

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Cheer up on a dull, gray, winter Friday! Write an application for a vacation with colorful felt-tip pens!

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Russian vacation - two weeks on the beach and 50 weeks aground.

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Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it so much now ...

Statuses about work with meaning

It's good to work two jobs! Lots of money! But not because they pay a lot - but because there is no time to spend.

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Never before has a person been so close to perfection as when writing a resume!

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Thursday is better than Sunday! Because on Thursday tomorrow is Friday, and on Sunday tomorrow is Monday!

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If you don't know how to work with your head, work with a shovel.

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Work ennobles a man, but idleness makes him happy.

If your office is often entered without knocking, hang a dartboard on the inside of the door.

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- What should a specialist do for a salary of ten thousand rubles? - Nothing ... And even a little harm!

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Choose a job you love and you won't have to work a single day in your life.

In our country everything is PAYABLE: to be born!, to study!, to be treated!, to die! - Is there anything for FREE? - Yes... Work!!!

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Work hard and pay your taxes honestly. Thousands of workers in the state apparatus are counting on you.

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The specifics of life in a metropolis is such that some workers get tired before they reach work.

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I still can’t figure out: do I have a job, or does my job have me? ..

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Whatever time of the year it is outside the window, you want to think about rest forever. And in order to bring this sweet time closer, install cool statuses about vacation.

How about without a trip to the country?

Collected things for the resort. remembered last year and collected half as much. Then he thought more, and deposited twice as much money.
People who never rest still go on vacation when the head itself begins to rest ...
If the resort does not shine for you, then rejoice at least that the sun shines for you.
Too much work is when you go on vacation, and you are already afraid that it will someday end.
Life hack: if you don't have money for souvenirs, walk around the hotel. There's definitely something in there that isn't nailed to the floor.
The best thing about a vacation is that during this time you can forget the nasty sound of an alarm clock.
I went into courage: I don’t get up from the couch for 20 hours in a row.
A good vacation is one you never tell your kids about. But happy to share with colleagues.

Plan your vacation in advance

Every person in life should have at least a little time when he can rest from the previous day. And also - put cool new statuses about vacation.

And that's how it always is - you dream of the Canary Islands, going to Turkey.
The first vacation in life and the first sex in life are similar to one thing - you wait a long time, and you don’t know where to start and how to continue.
If you decide to take something from the hotel, but your conscience began to torment you, remember how much money you laid out initially.
Everyone forgets about failures in different ways. I pack my suitcase and go where my eyes are stroking.
If your rest is over, do not be sad, but wait until the boss's rest comes.
Most a large number of drinkers - this is probably in Russia. But only in winter. In summer, this baton is transferred to Turkey and Egypt.
Legend has it that every untanned worker in August longs for a vacation.
Keepers also have holidays. And usually it is without containing.

Having a vacation is a sign of work

Cool statuses about “vacation has begun” will make you think, are you spending your vacation right? Perhaps you are not resting enough even at this time.

“Urgently need to go on vacation” is the most pleasant diagnosis that I have ever heard.
On the Seventh day, God, as you know, created a day off. Someone lives in this Seventh day, and someone - in the previous six.
And the Goldfish asked the old man to let her go. The old man was not a fool, and he also asked for a vacation.
Dismissal at work without a vacation is both bad and very good at the same time.
What a pity that you have to change free unemployment for a couple of days off and a miserable vacation.
If you think about it, the cat that they take with them to the sea is leaving on a business trip.
In my opinion, a law should be enacted that prohibits a boss from calling a subordinate during his well-deserved rest.
When you go to work on the weekend, you should not hope that you will be given more vacation time.

The last days of work are the easiest

Do not be afraid that the rest will go somehow wrong. The main thing is that it exists, and you have finally come close to it. And if not, then cool new short vacation statuses are in a hurry to help you.

You get sick - you get better. The main thing is not to get sick on vacation.
I'm going on vacation up north. To remember that I live well.
I wake up on vacation to watch others go to work.
Status: everyone envy. Haven't been online for a month.
Monday is not always scary.
Backpack on my shoulders, I'll be leaving soon.
Vacation makes a monkey out of a man.
Happiness is when the birthday is on vacation.
We spread the bed for a whole month.
I will definitely go somewhere, but first sleep, for three days.

Work can wait

Don't rely on someone to plan for you luxury vacation. It is better to rely on yourself - so reliable. So that you don’t have to post funny vacation statuses.

If you can’t go to the resort, at least open the window - maybe at least you will get a tan.
With our salaries, it is sometimes difficult to even buy a mattress. In this case, the beds in the house must all be inflatable. And slept, and took a vacation.
Something in life went wrong - this is when on the very first vacation at work after university you go to learn to swim.
A good salary is when you can afford to go not only to Egypt, but also to the Crimea.
It would be nice if everyone who urinates in the sea was instantly eaten by sharks.
On the beach, free guys crowd, first of all, around young ladies of the same behavior.
Malta, Canaries, Maldives... And I'll die in the garden.
I directly feel how light waves cover with the head ... someone else.

Smells of summer

Cool vacation statuses will make everyone jealous, even if you weren't there!

Patriotism is living in Russia and relaxing abroad.
Every vacation is a small truce with yourself.
I go on vacation so little that if I go, no one forgets!
At the end of the vacation, you need to set aside a couple of days to take a break from it.
The most unpleasant thing on vacation is the always wet swimsuit.
Maybe we asked for a day off. How about the weather?
A good vacation is when you are not online.

Rest well and, most importantly, regularly.

It has been noticed that vacation statuses are more of interest to those who really want to go on vacation, but are not going yet. And if earlier summer and vacation were almost synonymous words, now the sea, the sun and White sand- it's just a vacation, and summer is on globe can be found at any time of the year.

I have collected vacation statuses for those who are currently lacking positive - read, recharge your batteries and share with friends. If you really want something, then it will definitely happen. AND long-awaited vacation will surely come.

And then, after the vacation, the time will come when it will be possible to remember the past with a slight sadness and great hope and hope for the future.
And what could be prettier status- I'm on vacation. Copy statuses for your social networks and have a happy vacation.

Vacation statuses

Creative work turned the monkey into a man, but the vacation shows how easily a person returns to his original state.

What you do at work is up to your boss to decide, but you will have to plan your vacation yourself.

Plunging into work after a vacation sounds very optimistic. I think it's more correct to say get in the way or get dunked into work.

A vacation is when every next day you can relax from the previous one.

A dolphin stole me and we swam away to the island. In short, I'm on vacation.

What is the difference between sun and vacation? The sun shines and warms. Vacation - does not shine, and therefore does not heat.

Lying on the beach in the Canary Islands, you believe the poet - Winter the peasant triumphs. And I, too, celebrate.

If you wake up with the thought that life has improved, it means that the vacation will end soon.

A long-awaited vacation is like a long-awaited sex - you wait for it, you wait, and then bam - what to do next?

Holidays end faster than vacations.

Everything that you can put in a suitcase in a hotel is all included in the price of the tour.

As soon as a lady appears on the beach, about whom you might think that she is of dubious behavior, all the doubters immediately pull up to her.

The best antidepressant is a suitcase packed for vacation.

Blessed are those who believe. But truly blessed is he who lies on the seashore and is in no hurry.

Each subordinate has two vacations: one - his own, and the second - the boss. And the second one may not be worse than the first one.

No matter how long the vacation is, you still understand at the end of the first working day that you didn’t rest enough.

According to the study, the most drinking countries are Russia in winter, and Egypt, Turkey, and Thailand in summer.

What does vacation smell like? Sea, orange gel, ice tequila and longing.

The manager should know that white (non-tanned) employees are those who dream of a vacation, and tanned ones are those who yearn for it.

Stability is when during a vacation a person changes a work computer to a home one.

... and every kept woman is waiting for the time when it will be possible to go on vacation without a keeper.

Vacation status is a swan song about the long-awaited seashore.

All good things come to an end - you understand the fatal gravity of this saying especially sharply on the last day of your vacation.

The best way to relax is to get away from the people in the city to the jellyfish in the sea.

My husband took me on vacation to Mongolia. Tell me, how to get a divorce after a vacation in Mongolia?

Summer smells like vacation for those who were on vacation. For everyone else, summer smells of envy and longing.

Eternity is the last two working hours before the holidays.

17 Moments of Summer is a summer vacation.

I've come close to greatness! Pushkin had a Boldino autumn, and I turned my vacation into a Boldinsky autumn. And I want more.

Humans are descended from birds, not monkeys. How else to explain the fact that with the onset of autumn, brains fly away to warm countries and return only with the onset of summer heat to figure out how to go on vacation.

Vacation is not just 28 calendar days. This is the fifth time of the year.

A strange pattern - the most tasty food, the warmest sea, the most beautiful girls- all this appears on the last day of vacation.

I did not go on vacation, but in the summer. As such, I'll be back...

As always, the dream of a vacation turned out to be better than the vacation itself.

Both tanned and blue ones are all lucky ones who have already rested.

If it weren’t for vacation statuses, then you wouldn’t know how many unworthy people are on social networks.

Girls go to the sea for their husbands, and for husbands, vacation is the time to search for girls.

The holiday novel differs from the love novel in that there will be no continuation in 28 volumes.

Money work is the threshold of a good vacation.

Going on vacation with your wife is a decision to reschedule fighting to another territory.

On vacation, the brain rests, the body rests, and only the liver works.

I saw a great flood: 40 days and 40 nights it rained. It's not a nightmare - it was such a vacation.

I was tired, but became exhausted - this vacation was a success.

If you do not take your soulmate on vacation, then there will be twice as much vacation.

Someone is resting on vacation relaxing, and someone is watching how others are resting.

Mother-in-law decided that best holiday is a repair.

Force of habit: and on vacation I thought, "I'd rather have lunch."

There is one wise book, looking into which you will find out where you will rest. The book is called "cheque".

Take me away from here on vacation.

One two Three! Well, it has begun… Vacation.

A vacation is when you open the refrigerator in the morning, you see a cold beer and you think: “Oooh vacation.”

A person going on vacation can be seen from his gait: he walks sideways - his vile smile does not fit in any door.

Add your favorite vacation statuses in the comments.

before vacation

If there is still a lot of time before the intended vacation, you can write in your account about your expectations and dreams. This will provide an opportunity to escape from the routine, so that the joyful moment comes sooner. Current options:

I'm exhausted without you. Come, my vacation, I beg you!
I swim for hours in the sea, wander through sandy beaches, I put my face into the breeze... It looks like I'm hallucinating. Vacation save me!
Head, pay attention: all employees with white skin color must be urgently sent to the sea!
I can only think about one thing now - a trip to the resort.
There is an effective way to get rid of depression - pack your suitcase as soon as possible!
Which year? Last working day before vacation.
Did you know that holidays are the fifth season of the year? It is a pity that it is shorter than all the others!

Be sure to warm the soul, allow you to pass the tedious and gray everyday life. And those who will read the status about the vacation will be captured by nostalgia. Very soon it will be possible not to follow the numbers on the calendar and the days of the week, forget about the alarm clock and important reports, devoting yourself to pleasant leisure.

During rest

When workplace turned out to be far away, and colleagues are still working hard, many people are captured by real euphoria. IN in social networks they post a lot of photos against the background of famous sights, the sea, beautiful nature. As a rule, pictures complement short status about vacation:

The most happy Days in my life!
I want the rest to last 11 months, and for 28 days of work I will somehow find the strength.
So many things ... I don’t have time to score!
My smile is wider than the ocean, it's too early for me to return from vacation!

Such phrases will make acquaintances who are working at this moment a little jealous of the author, happy for him, leave questions and comments.

When vacation is over

Unfortunately, all pleasant moments tend to end too quickly. Usually already a person wants to rest again. Then the following vacation status will do:

And I was on vacation? Or did I dream it all?
I want 11 months to fly by faster. Then I'll be in a fairy tale again!
Just starting to get out of depression, already back into it again ...
If I become president, the first thing I will do is extend everyone's vacation!
Vacation, in my heart you will remain forever!

Memories of the places visited and the impressions received will help you continue to work successfully, achieve new heights, smile at everyone, and feel great.

Winter holidays

What is the best status about a winter vacation to place in your profile? Do not be upset if the boss sends you to rest in the cold season. This news needs to be welcomed as well. Firstly, because of the low temperature outside, it is always pleasant to go to warm country. Secondly, we should not forget about winter entertainment - snowboarding, skating, skiing. Such leisure is also extremely interesting. In such circumstances, the following statuses are suitable:

How good it is when outside the window is a forty-degree frost and a blizzard, and a piece of summer warms the soul!
I am very glad that in this winter cold I do not have to rush to work. Bliss!
Colleagues come from vacation in black, but I am destined to return in blue. I am an individual!
Winter is the most best time for relax!

It is pleasant to forget about at any time of the year. The vacation status will help to cheer you up, to be in a pleasant expectation of the weekend, to share with everyone the joy or regrets about the end of the holiday. In any case, these important life events must certainly be reflected in your account.