Status about the long-awaited vacation. Vacation status: what to write in your profile before, during and after your vacation

Before the holidays, I sit on my suitcases for a week. I fidget constantly, I dream of rest, soaring beyond the horizon of happiness. She chained herself to the battery so as not to run away from work ahead of time. I am now wading around the office in shackles.

Pashka Durov makes a surprise for Vkontakte users for the New Year by changing the surroundings and wallpaper. Vacation is crying for him. Now the investigating authorities have caught on.

Beloved mother-in-law: “Oh, I will die, my children, in the summer. I will spoil your vacation, you will be left without rest. We'll have to endure, pull ourselves together and survive the hateful heat. I will remember the hunger strike and the bombardment, I will stand.” The son-in-law is worried: “Mom, don’t change your plans in vain because of us young.”

Just walked away from work, relaxed and strained again. The vacation continues nicely, but the finances are at zero.

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When my boyfriend and a close friend tell about my vacation, it will be a funny story with two alternative plots.

I was a naive girl waiting for her favorite cadet on vacation. I have matured - I no longer need a heating pad, because the sultry inferno has come.

I am anxiously awaiting a miracle. It is pleasant to sing, dance and relax with him. Come soon, vacation!

Going on vacation, I will leave the past to you, because the liner will not withstand such a bulky load.

The wife is going on vacation: - What can I bring you, dear? - Yes, FSUs, now everyone is being treated.

It would be nice to take a vacation, that way, for a hundred days ... You can quit ... but not that ..

Decided to take my personal life on vacation...

cheers going on vacation ... visit at * psychiatric hospital No. 5 *

Don't expect miracles, miracle yourself! - said the boss before leaving on vacation.

I'm on vacation and he's at work. And time seems to go by so slowly. And when we are together, it runs so fast. Not fair…

There's a fucking crisis in the country! and immunity took a vacation ...

Refresher courses, corporate events and vacations are perhaps the most interesting thing in any job.

I've known a man for two days, but because of him I don't want to take any vacation. Worth considering...

And my grandfather went on vacation to Germany and, out of habit, took Berlin

... My conscience is temporarily unavailable ... she has a vacation)))

I'm tired of playing, I'm going on vacation.

Vacation… Maybe a little late, but still VACATION!!!))) Uraaaaa!!!))) I'm in it!!)))

we have a guy original pancake at work ... after new year holidays I also took a vacation ... XDXDXD

My dream went on vacation!!! Will be back on the next vacation!!!

We do not need an average score, if only the vacation is not lost

Well .. The vacation is over .. now I work .. for two whole days .. and even for fourteen hours .. (c)

Condoms Stork. Buy a 9 month vacation...

Work 2/5, salary 100-150 thousand rubles, vacation six weeks ... Call!!! Let's search together!

my mother's vacation coincided with my vacation ... goodbye freedom ((

Once a year, in March, Professor McGonnaggle took a week off, and then the whole school didn't know what to do with the kittens.

VACATION: * and at home they are so fucked up that they already want to work)))

The connoisseur flirts on the beach with the palest-skinned girl - she has her whole vacation ahead of her.

Give me vodka and leave for a month!

For the whole vacation I received only 1 text message from home: “Where is your corkscrew?”

Yes, yes ... I cried ... and don’t look at me with such eyes, it’s just that my muse took a vacation ... (((.

Vacation should be spent in such a way that later it would not be excruciatingly good from the fact that it is finally over!

Received two years of paid leave to care for women.

Or maybe Masha. -She got sick. -What happened. -Caught in the subway, went on maternity leave!

This is us taking a vacation to overstrain in the country)))

It's hard to hope for the best when you go on vacation in order to make repairs)))

Personal life went on vacation ... indefinitely. Please do not disturb

I’m going on vacation soon .. I’ll leave ... three days in the car ... three days alone with my thoughts ... maybe I will have time to understand the mistakes that I made?

On a foreign beach: -Masha, did you leave food for Barsik? -I thought that you left ... -Well, no matter what vacation, we bury the cat!

it infuriates when your holidays are just starting, mom is on vacation, mom will go to work - dad will go on vacation :(

He is so ... so desired, mysterious, unusual, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited ...))) my VACATION

I want summer. On vacation!! without parents, BUT by car ..((Therefore, a small announcement: I'm looking for a guy with a powerful engine (but not with a shift in my head). I need your horsepower, My Pony!!

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My beloved has ended his vacation, he went to work ... The whole day without him now seems to me eternal hard labor (((

Where were you? - Nowhere ... -Yeah, after such “nowhere” they go on maternity leave

As a child, I dreamed of being immortal, stopping time and being able to teleport. Now I want a raise, a member five centimeters longer and a vacation. What this fucking life has done to me...

- Climb! How you meet a vacation, so you will spend it! You don't want to oversleep him, do you? - Want!

Weekends, holidays, summer and life go by very quickly. And life is faster.

hooray! vacation! I collect my things and go to the sea, hoping to take a break from all the familiar faces ... but when, in the corridor of hotels I hear screams, “Oh my God! what people!!" , with horror I remember that the earth is round ...

Do you like sweaty women? No! What about warm vodka? No! Then you will go on vacation in December! =)

well, how can I go to another city for three thousand rubles, buy a lot of booze, buy a camera and save money for a vacation ???

how hot it was for the first 2 months of summer...

I realized that I fell in love ... my brains went on vacation ... my eyes filled with tears ... and my heart clenched into a fist *))

We want to go on vacation with our loved ones by car, my parents are against it.” He: we can sign it so that they know for sure that everything is serious with us.” I love him.

Hello! what's new? - hello ... newcomer ?! Mmm ... nothing, the mood took a vacation, and luck sent me to x * d ...

My brain took a vacation))) Summer after all!)

And when you wake up, you realize that today is no-no, since you need to go home from the dacha, after excellent holidays. The time is 6:00 you leave and only after driving halfway dorata that you took a vacation for a week ...

how cool it is in such frosty weather to pack your bags to egypt, vacation)))

my conscience took a vacation

I spent it with my closest friends and my beloved, who for my sake came on vacation from the army. that's what for me ng! envy!

It's nice to hear that the vacation that you will spend with me is for you: to be with me always, and sleep until dinner =)

If the authorities don't let me go on vacation, I'll dig a tunnel from Moscow to the Maldives!!! RRR! Emotions inside out, sorry 🙂

If during the holidays she stood all the time good weather then it wasn't yours

Goodbye! my favorite city! I have a holiday!

Go on vacation for a week - to trouble. folk omen. Checked by Luzhkov

A vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.

the pathologist and the gynecologist went south on vacation. The pathologist is blissful on the hot sand, looks around and says with delight - friend, look, there are people around, living people! To which the gynecologist replies - why are there people - around the face!

ahah…my mom and I wrote a list of things to buy with us on vacation…so my mom fired it…”Daughter should I buy conservatives? Or let them buy it themselves?”…0_o…I’m shocked…

Life is work, and death is a vacation from which, unfortunately, they do not return ... ©

When you are in love, common sense automatically goes on vacation)))

Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where.

I wanted love, he wanted sex, I wanted the sea, he just went on vacation, I loved him, he used me...

“He is in a high, and you are in a noose!” /Exchange vacation/

the inscription in one office smiled - “chief, remember! white (untanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation”)))

I am not a girl to command me ... and I am not a vacation to make plans for me.) you will never dare to manipulate me

VACATION HAS COME!!! blew it all...

how parents sometimes don’t understand that there is a moment when I don’t want to talk, laugh, go somewhere ... I just don’t want to, the incentive took a vacation ...

If love has come to you, then your mind has gone on a long vacation!

Like warm vodka and sweaty women? No? Well, then go on vacation in the winter)))

we have been together for 2.5 months, and tomorrow 08/08/11 our joint vacation) I love him!

Someone went on vacation, someone went on vacation! And we, poor students, are renting a session !!!

Durov’s phrase “We are not going on vacation” at the end of VKontakte innovations sounds threatening ...

[`…the doctors will fight, but the pulse will go to zero, and the heart will take a vacation and stop beating, I En=)my…`]

WHO NEED A JOB?! Irregular day, vacation 52 days ... 2 times a year, Salary 75-80 tr. - let us know ... we will search together!))

Hurray!!! my dream came true, I’m going on vacation with my loved one, only HE and I ... romance ... ZAYA I LOVE YOU VERY VERY, although I don’t talk about it often, not because I don’t want to, but just shy …=)

My inner bitch went on vacation for 1 day, so you can try to break my heart ... But I do not envy you when she returns and starts to take revenge ...

and still the best weekend is when the parents go on vacation)))

- Crap! Here, it turns out, what kind of friends I have - figs to whom you give the cat, when you go on vacation, everyone refuses! - It turns out that a friend is known in a cat ...

When I said to the salesperson this morning in the store “give me WINDOWS easy!” I realized - it's time, bitch, on vacation !!!

and so long-awaited vacation.. it’s pouring like a bucket, the sea is icy, wet sand, I’m sitting in the room for the 3rd day ... on the net ... romance B @ me ...

Everything, tired .. my ears take a vacation! um.. you mean? - I mean, stop hanging noodles on my ears!

Why not give vacation to rest from vacation?

A vacation is like a binge - getting into it is much easier than getting out of it.

study during the day, outfits at night ... and while you are serving, the beloved girl (the bride, the wife) is waiting for you on the citizens, and you have carved out at least one minute of time you run to her, just to hug your beloved u) he himself served and that's why he let the whole 5th detachment go on vacation. rest guys)

“Like everyone…” *Crossed out* “May you all go to….” *Crossed out* “Please grant me another vacation.”

A note “I'll be there in 5 minutes” hung on the office door will help you go on vacation three days earlier.

It seems that the cockroaches in my head took a vacation for a while ... Now it turns out that I don’t have everything at home?

Previously, before going on vacation, we gave the keys to the apartment to the neighbors so that they sometimes watered the flowers. Now we reluctantly give our VKontakte password so that a person goes there, waters and fertilizes virtual vegetables ... =)

One guy really wanted to go on vacation. Just sit on the grass, go mushroom picking... In the end, he went to Holland...

but I didn’t get drunk like a pig, I didn’t yell songs in karaoke, I didn’t fuck with anyone ..

how I want to go on vacation, I wish I could live up to it as soon as possible ...)))

Hello Dedushka Moroz. You, scribe, have SCLEROSIS. How many times have I written to you, never received a damn thing. I want to go on vacation terribly, but without grandmas everything is in vain. So don't forget the old one, I'm already on my way!!!

Aphorisms about vacation

Hello, lovers of quotes and aphorisms!


There are only a few hours left until the beginning of summer, which means that vacation is coming soon. It's about vacation will be discussed in today's collection of aphorisms.


Aphorisms about vacation

When you go on vacation, take half as much and twice as much money. Susan Anderson


From vacation, as from hard drinking, it is necessary to leave gradually.


And summer smells of smoke from the grill, raspberries, the sea, heavy rain, ripe cherries, sunscreen ... and the vacation we are waiting for!


Eternity is the time from the beginning of the working day to its end.


A moment is 28 calendar days of vacation.





Vacation is the fifth season of the year, which can only be defined by the feeling of everlasting happiness!



Cool vacation statuses- From the vacation report: Sunk into the summer.



How did you spend your vacation? - Like Pushkin! - And how is that? - I rolled into the village and spent the Obolden autumn there!


Imagine, gentlemen, mushrooms and girls, fishing and girls, hunting and girls! Already reluctant ... and the girls!


Increasingly, the feeling that in the fall most people have brains like birds fly to warmer climes and return just in time for vacation - in the summer to relax!


Vacation is the fifth season of the year, which can only be determined by feeling vacation quotes happiness!


Most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.


From the vacation report: Sunk into summer.


It is difficult to find time for a vacation, especially when there is none.


The cleaner on vacation shits, litters and throws. That is what rests.


Vacation is a month of disappointments from eleven months of dreams and fantasies.


If some people didn't tell you about it, you would never notice that they were on vacation.


On vacation, girls look out for husbands, and husbands look out for girls.


In Germany, the average holiday is six and a half weeks. In Russia, there are only four, and the rest is compensated on Fridays.


In vacation novels, the main thing is to be released for next year.


Work is the calling of the soul to leave.


Family vacation - continuation of the war between spouses in another territory


Vacation is the hardest time.

At this time, the most important business quality of a person is tested - the ability to relax.


If all Hollywood residents who have undergone plastic surgery go on vacation, then not a soul will remain in the city.


To plunge into the atmosphere of a summer vacation, it is enough to tip every second person who gets in your way.


If your cat is barking at you, then it's time for you to go on vacation.


And my grandfather went on vacation to Germany and, out of habit, took Berlin!


Well, how's the vacation, rested? - I had a rest, here the liver plowed in three shifts!


It's time for vacation. yesterday I dreamed that the salary was given in pieces of paper for 512 rubles.


The sun is shining, but it does not warm. Vacation warms, but does not shine!


I was on vacation at Lake Baikal. Double shock! The first from the beauty of nature, the second from three days in a reserved seat.


Vacation is a short period of time that is given by the employer to remind you that you can do just fine without you.


His vacation always fell at the height of the heating season.


When the global flood began, it rained for 40 days and 40 nights. Exactly like during my last vacation.


Vacation was a success. I forgot my computer password.


If you look like a passport photo, then it's time for you to go on vacation.


The perfect vacation is a week or two in the shadow of a pretty blonde.


You go on vacation to forget about everything; and, having unpacked the suitcases, you see that you managed to forget a lot


Vacation often turns a tired person into an exhausted one.


Do not take your half on vacation, and it will become vacation quotes two times more.


After all, the best thing about any vacation is not so much relaxing yourself as watching others work.


The ideal way to summer vacation. Heat, loneliness, freedom.


Vacation is the most The best way work well and calmly!


Did we think that we would look forward to a vacation to go to cold countries?!


A person hopes for the best when he goes on vacation to make repairs.


On vacation, it’s the same as at work: you don’t do a damn thing and think, “Hurry up for lunch!”


On weekdays they will think about the future, on weekends - about the past, and only on vacation - about the present.


You can't spend a vacation - it always ends on time.


Planning a vacation is very easy. The boss tells you when, the wife tells you where.


Almost everyone has a book by which everyone can determine where he will spend his next vacation. Title of the book: Checkbook.

Chief!!! I need a vacation! - From what? - Excuse me, dick or numbers?

Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss now ...

Most of all you hate your job a few days before the holidays.

From the statement: "How do I all ..." Crossed out. “Like I have you all…” Crossed out. “Yes, would you all go to ...” Crossed out. "Please grant me another vacation."

Did you bring warm clothes? Yes, seven bottles.

Subordinates have two vacations, the first is their own, the second is the boss's vacation!

Traveled to Turkey. All inclusive. Really everything! The computer is good, the Internet is fast, ICQ, Skype, toys. Had a great time, I advise everyone.

The Germans get up at 5 in the morning to put their towels on the sunbeds that are still free, then they go to sleep peacefully, the Russians get up at 3 pm, go to the sunbeds and think: “What a great service in Turkey - sunbeds with German towels!”

Only a Russian person, after a sick leave, can go to work tanned and with a hangover !!!))))

The husband leaves for the resort alone, without his wife. A week later, he sends her an SMS: "I still love only you!" Wife: "Yes, and you're still the best."

Family vacation. Dad wants to go to the Alps and mom wants to go to the sea. Dad began to look for a compromise, but mom had already found a compromise - the whole family goes to the sea, but dad is allowed to take skis with him.

The strength of the tan is determined by the whiteness of the ass relative to other parts of the body.

There are two after the holidays: - Well, how is it on the Red Sea? - Shut up! Diving, yachting, dancing, shopping! And you?! - And we have - vyping, draking, blewing, fucking ***!

One guy asks his friend how to teach a girl to swim. - Nuu, this is a whole science: with one hand you hug your waist, you put the other under your chest. - Fool, I'm talking about my sister! - So I would immediately say - give her a kick from the bridge.

Soul on the sea. Ass on a chair.

There was no money, he went on vacation to Turkey, Switzerland, the money appeared, he went to rest in the Crimea.

It is difficult to stop in time when you selflessly and recklessly lie on the couch ...

Sea ... I still hear your gentle whisper! I'll be back... I promise!

My vacation has begun! :- People, lend a liver for three weeks .. I will return it in double size ..

"Good morning!" - This is when it's 13:00 on the clock, it's summer on the calendar, and outside the window is the Mediterranean Sea ...

Vacation is a short period of time that is given by the employer to remind you that you can do just fine without you.

Take care of your homeland - relax abroad.

I went to work after a vacation, I feel like children in a kindergarten - I want to cry and go home!

For our tourists in the hotel, what is not nailed to the floor is a souvenir...

Well, how did you spend your vacation? - Just like at work. You sit, do nothing and wait for dinner.

Meet the palest girl on the beach, she's just got it!

I want to go where there is no Internet ... the SEA excites ... lights SUMMER ...!!!

All good things come to an end sooner or later - the moral of this phrase is that Khan came to leave.

The main thing in extreme recreation- to notice in time when the extreme ends and f **** c begins.

It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And I want a psycho and I'll go to the country! I will water, weed, dig.

Only the fridge magnet helped me remember where I spent my vacation.

Paradise is a place where there are no alarm clocks, Mondays and bosses...

After a vacation, you need to take a week off.

ANYWHERE - the most popular place for relax...

I want summer. Stupidly hanging out on the street, trying to find a shade, so that the breeze blows, not thinking and not even knowing the day of the week!

Planning a vacation is very easy: your boss tells you when, your wife tells you where.

She left where she was sent, I behave as they called me. Really like!

The worse the returnee from vacation looks, the better he rested.

As long as there are legs, the road does not end; as long as there is a priest, something happens to her.

For the entire vacation, I received only 1 text message from home: “Where is your corkscrew?”

The last day before leaving for work, I had to go through the door sideways - a satisfied mug did not crawl through!

For some, a vacation is just a replacement for an office romance with a holiday…

A vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.

If a Russian person decides not to do anything, he cannot be stopped.

Ahah ... my mother and I wrote a list of things that we need to buy with us on vacation ... so my mother burned it ... "Daughter buy condoms? Or let them buy it themselves?”…0_o…I’m shocked…

All day, I dream about you, and this is not a lie ... Hurry to you, hurry to you ... my favorite sofa!

The first vacation is like the first sex... You look forward to it, but you don't know what to do!

before vacation

If there is still a lot of time before the intended vacation, you can write in your account about your expectations and dreams. This will provide an opportunity to escape from the routine, so that the joyful moment comes sooner. Current options:

  • I'm exhausted without you. Come, my vacation, I beg you!
  • I swim for hours in the sea, wander through sandy beaches, I put my face into the breeze... It looks like I'm hallucinating. Vacation save me!
  • Head, pay attention: all employees with white skin color must be urgently sent to the sea!
  • I can only think about one thing now - a trip to the resort.
  • There is an effective way to get rid of depression - pack your suitcase as soon as possible!
  • Which year? Last working day before vacation.
  • Did you know that holidays are the fifth season of the year? It is a pity that it is shorter than all the others!

Be sure to warm the soul, allow you to pass the tedious and gray everyday life. And those who will read the status about the vacation will be captured by nostalgia. Very soon it will be possible not to follow the numbers on the calendar and the days of the week, forget about the alarm clock and important reports, devoting yourself to pleasant leisure.

During rest

When workplace turned out to be far away, and colleagues are still working hard, many people are captured by real euphoria. IN in social networks they post a lot of photos against the background of famous sights, the sea, beautiful nature. As a rule, pictures complement short status about vacation:

  • The most happy Days in my life!
  • I want the rest to last 11 months, and for 28 days of work I will somehow find the strength.
  • So many things ... I don’t have time to score!
  • My smile is wider than the ocean, it's too early for me to return from vacation!

Such phrases will make acquaintances who are working at this moment a little jealous of the author, happy for him, leave questions and comments.

When vacation is over

Unfortunately, all pleasant moments tend to end too quickly. Usually already a person wants to rest again. Then the following vacation status will do:

  • And I was on vacation? Or did I dream it all?
  • I want 11 months to fly by faster. Then I'll be in a fairy tale again!
  • Just starting to get out of depression, already back into it again ...
  • If I become president, the first thing I will do is extend everyone's vacation!
  • Vacation, in my heart you will remain forever!

Memories of the places visited and the impressions received will help you continue to work successfully, achieve new heights, smile at everyone, and feel great.

Winter holidays

What is the best status about a winter vacation to place in your profile? Do not be upset if the boss sends you to rest in the cold season. This news needs to be welcomed as well. Firstly, because of the low temperature outside, it is always pleasant to go to warm country. Secondly, we should not forget about winter entertainment - snowboarding, skating, skiing. Such leisure is also extremely interesting. In such circumstances, the following statuses are suitable:

  • How good it is when outside the window is a forty-degree frost and a blizzard, and a piece of summer warms the soul!
  • I am very glad that in this winter cold I do not have to rush to work. Bliss!
  • Colleagues come from vacation in black, but I am destined to return in blue. I am an individual!
  • Winter is the most best time for relax!

It is pleasant to forget about at any time of the year. The vacation status will help to cheer you up, to be in a pleasant expectation of the weekend, to share with everyone the joy or regrets about the end of the holiday. In any case, these important life events must certainly be reflected in your account.

He is so ... so desired, mysterious, unusual, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited ...))) my VACATION


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What I want most right now is to be at the airport and hear that my plane is leaving for the sea in a few minutes...


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Nothing is more pleasing to the eye than packed suitcase on the sea...


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Most of all I want to go on vacation a month before and 10 months after it.


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Summer... sun... sea... beach... children... bags... husband... luggage... room... bunk... shower... clamor... was there a vacation - you'll understand...


Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where...


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It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And if I want to, I'll freak out and leave. To the cottage. I will water, weed, dig...


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After have a nice holiday I need to rest for another week.


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All good things come to an end sooner or later ... The moral of this fable is this - Khan came to leave ((


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On the last day before the vacation, I had to go sideways to work - satisfied smile didn't get through the door.

The degree of tan is determined by the whiteness of the ass relative to the rest of the body.

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There are two photographs on my passport. On the first one, I'm sober, and the second - so that they let them out of Turkey and Egypt ...

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My girlfriend talks all the time about a trip to the Canary Islands. And I don't mind... Let him talk.

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For our tourists, everything that is not nailed to the floor in the hotel is a souvenir!

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Everyone who has returned from vacation must have a friend who will slap on a burnt shoulder and ask: "Well, how did you rest?"

For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.

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From vacation, as well as from hard drinking, you need to get out gradually))

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Stop a moment, you're on vacation!!!

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Holidays come and go, but you never want to work.

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A Russian person's vacation lasts 2 months, since he prepares for a vacation for two weeks, and comes out of it for two weeks.

Tears and hysteria - that's such a drama. Gained 4 kilos while on vacation...

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Nothing is more tiring than someone else's rest.


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Cheer up on a dull, gray, winter Friday! Write an application for a vacation with colorful felt-tip pens!


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Russian vacation - two weeks on the beach and 50 weeks aground.

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Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it so much now ...

Statuses about work with meaning

It's good to work two jobs! Lots of money! But not because they pay a lot - but because there is no time to spend.

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Never before has a person been so close to perfection as when writing a resume!

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Thursday is better than Sunday! Because on Thursday tomorrow is Friday, and on Sunday tomorrow is Monday!

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If you don't know how to work with your head, work with a shovel.

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Work ennobles a man, but idleness makes him happy.

If your office is often entered without knocking, hang a dartboard on the inside of the door.

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- What should a specialist do for a salary of ten thousand rubles? - Nothing ... And even a little harm!

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Choose a job you love and you won't have to work a single day in your life.

In our country everything is PAYABLE: to be born!, to study!, to be treated!, to die! - Is there anything for FREE? - Yes... Work!!!

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Work hard and pay your taxes honestly. Thousands of workers in the state apparatus are counting on you.

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The specifics of life in a metropolis is such that some workers get tired before they reach work.

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I still can’t figure out: do I have a job, or does my job have me? ..

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