How Germans wash themselves in baths and saunas. General German baths without complexes

For the first time in a German bath. Well, yes, they are all nudist.

One evening, about 2 months after I moved to Germany to my husband, after walking around the evening town, a glass of mulled wine in the cold and eating a huge French pancake with custard, my husband suddenly says to me: Yes, you know, one colleague invited us to the sauna tomorrow . He will pick us up at 8:30 in the morning.

What kind of sauna, I ask incredulously. I know these German saunas, although I have never been.

Yes, the husband says, the Russian sauna, in neighboring city, they even say there is a swimming pool, let's go?

Well, why not?

Colleague is a punctual guy, well, we have already learned too. We left exactly at 8:30. On the street, everything is frosty, there is no snow, but there is definitely a minus 2.

We arrive in the city of Lingen, Freizeitbad Linus. Before us is a huge sports complex, glass and concrete, and inside you can see the pool and palm trees. Well, just a Parisian water park. And then a colleague says: Yes, if you have a camera with you, don’t take it there. You can't take pictures there. The Germans generally do not like being filmed. Leave it in the car.
Ha, wow, a secure facility, I think.

At the entrance we buy tickets, we are given wristbands and a chip for the sauna.

Already in swimsuits and with bags we pass through the pool area. Of course, this is not a Russian sauna, my husband misunderstood everything, but all together - a huge water complex. There are five different pools - sports, entertainment, hot, children's, with access to the street, with pipes, slides, fast flow, boilies, and I don’t know what.

But our path is to the sauna. There is a separate door leading to it. You apply the chip - and you go. And then the main shock awaited me. Three cherished letters were written on the door - FKK.

For residents of Germany and those who know German, everything is immediately clear. FKK - Freikörperkultur, free body culture. In short, a nudist area.

The area was huge. Four different steam rooms: Finnish, Russian, bio, steam (hammam), relaxation room (really - couches and sleep on them), a pool with ice water, large playground on the street.

Well, what are we going to do, the husband asked, untying the rope on the swimming trunks. At this time, a colleague approached us, well, without anything at all. Do we have a choice?... I answered quietly and took off my bathing suit.

Then hysterical laughter began to disassemble me, so I had to hide in the shower. I saw a man who had... well, THERE was a ring with a balloon.

Actually, that’s all) I laughed, pulled myself together, took a big breath ... and then we spent it unforgettable place actually half a day. I haven't experienced more pleasure in a long time.

We started with the Finnish sauna, which can only be accessed from the street (minus 2, remember, right?)

We continued in the pool. Then the main ceremony began.

In the Russian-type sauna, that is, wooden and with a heater, at exactly 11 o'clock an uncle came with two buckets. One had ice in it. It has such an interesting shape - you can put it on your fingers) In the second - water with a ladle. He closed the door and began to pour water with some additives on the stones - well, everything is just like ours. But then he took a towel and began to disperse the steam - first gently, on top, then with a towel for each. It is something. The procedure was repeated 5 times, each time it was getting hotter and hotter.

After 15 minutes, we fell out of there, wet with sweat and steamed to the bone. All at once, without anything at all, hurried to the playground on the street and began to walk barefoot on the frozen grass. I can imagine how it looks from the outside...))) Naked men and women, from whom steam pours, walk in the cold, not noticing anything around...)

These sessions are held once an hour. Between them, you can have time to swim in all the pools (to go to the common area, you need to put on a nasty cold swimsuit) or just sleep in the bedroom. You can also jump into an ice pool or douse yourself from a tub, it is also with ice water, hanging on ropes under the ceiling.

Then you can sit on a sunbed with your legs up and meditate, looking at a huge aquarium. Or soak your feet in special foot baths. Or eat - you can come there with your own food. Or buy in a cafe, right there, by the pools. In this area you can steam ...)))

In general, comrades, we got hooked on this matter.

A little about how dumb it was to take off your swimsuit. Maybe only at the first moment. Then you very quickly realize that, in general, no one cares about you, and all your cockroaches about the imperfection of your body are only in your head.

Yes, but it costs 14 euros per person for everything about everything, without time limit. Including a sauna with towel-waving sessions (remember: called aufguss, when you are in Germany and see a sauna with aufguss - immediately go there!)

For a long time I have already read the stories of V. Soloukhin about how, back in Soviet times, he visited a German public bath and was impressed.

About the topic of German washing with an erotic bias without complexes and without anything at all, see below

Many Russians visiting Germany face serious cultural barriers that separate our countries. The mentality of the Germans is very different from the Slavic. This is explained and cultural traditions, and freer European views. The strongest culture shock among Russians is caused by German saunas and baths ...

Joint baths and saunas

Almost all saunas and baths in Germany are shared. This means that men and women, children and old people - all bathe and wash together. The main problem for Russians is that it is supposed to be done completely naked. Neither the steam room, nor the washing room, nor the pool will let you in a bathing suit or swimming trunks. Rubber slippers are also prohibited.

The Germans believe that any synthetics in a humid and hot environment evaporate dangerous chemical compounds. This not only harms the person wearing synthetic swimwear, but also those around them. IN German sauna you will simply not be allowed in a swimsuit (or swimming trunks if you are a man).

Even if you embarrassingly cover up "causal places", they will look at you in surprise, as if you were a strange person. The Germans are not at all ashamed of their nakedness. Teenage boys can safely swim next to the naked mothers of their classmates, and no one sees anything indecent in this.

Etiquette in German saunas

Men, women, children, the elderly - all bathe naked in the same room. In rare cases, some establishments arrange separate days for swimming, but this can only be once a week. On all other days, please cast aside false shame!

If you enter the washing room in swimming trunks, you will be reprimanded and shown to the door. So those wishing to visit the German sauna should tune in to the nudist mood and, above all, get used to their own nudity. Russian people, who are much more shy by nature, have difficulty accepting such orders. Some, even after living in Germany for many years, simply avoid visiting saunas.

But the fact is that German friends or even business partners can easily invite you to a home sauna. And in this case, you will have to strip naked and bathe along with everyone. At the same time, you should behave adequately: do not blush, do not cover your most intimate places and, of course, do not stare at the figures of those around you.

Where can you hide

Sauna in Germany is divided into 2 zones. The first is actually a washing room and a steam room. They are called Textilfrei, which roughly translates to "no clothes zone". In the rest of the rooms there is a lounge area, waterslides and a bar - you can walk modestly wrapped in a towel or swimming trunks. By the way, not all Germans do this. Many continue shamelessly walking around in what their mother gave birth to. Not every Russian is able to accept, let alone understand this.

The most pleasant

The very procedure of bathing in such places is very pleasant and relaxing. In public saunas, you can not speak loudly and in general make any noise in any way. This may allow other guests to enjoy their stay. You can sit or lie on the shelves only on special bath towels which are 2 meters long. You can't touch wood with bare skin. It's not hygienic.

Coming to the beginning of the "aufguss" - pouring stones - should be on time. It is important. During aufguss, a sauna employee pours water with honey, eucalyptus or orange aroma oils on the stones and diligently disperses the steam. At the same time, he entertains visitors: he tells them jokes, jokes. It is impossible to leave the hall at this moment, so as not to release precious steam. You can only leave if you feel bad.

Then you can start swimming. In some saunas, pleasant music is turned on during aufguss, salts, creams or ice cubes for the skin are distributed free of charge. After the procedure, you may be offered a cup of tea, fruit or ice cream. All this is already included in the price of the entrance ticket. Aufguss in saunas are held on schedule, so it is customary to come to them on time so as not to disturb the special beauty of the ceremony.
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One day in a German bath.

I am a native Muscovite. By profession an engineer. Having lived most life in crazy, but infinitely beloved by me Moscow, in last years I live in a tiny, according to our Russian, clean and tidy calm German city in the very center of Germany. I invite the public to get acquainted with my one day. There are 63 pictures under the cut.

Today June 25, 2015 I had a free day and, according to tradition, I decided to devote it to my favorite pastime - a bathhouse.
I have been addicted to this procedure since I was very young. Been there
Often in the famous Moscow Sanduny, Armory and Krasnopresnensky

In recent years, living mainly in Germany, I try to visit the local water park once a week with a solid complex of various baths.

I usually go to a standard 4 hour session, which at a cost
15€ grants disproportionately great opportunities than usual
Moscow public bath for the same price - about 600 rubles for 2 hours of a steam room with plastic bowls.
small digression
I hope, dear reader, will show indulgence to some not very high-quality pictures. they were made, for obvious reasons, in extreme conditions ...

So, waking up

and sweetly yawning

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spanking in the bath for the bare essentials water procedures- why rub your face in front of the bath

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Now a quick bite than God sent

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My beech and tablet turn on simultaneously with the opening of my eyes ... and sometimes a little earlier - by touch ...
I usually start any day by checking mail and news on a couple of duty sites.
But the other day there was a very interesting debate on the Dozhd, which the media are talking about, but I have not seen them yet.
A bath is not a bath, but the gap must be filled.

Time however! "Zigel-zigel, ah lu-lu!" Hop in my favorite shorts, lightly cover my belly with an alcoholic T-shirt
I grab my bright red bath bag with all my belongings, which certainly includes: a bathrobe, two large sauna towels, a couple of smaller ones, mittens, slippers, shower gel, etc.

Now quickly into the elevator and dive into the underground garage, where my "184 horses" are in the stall.

The road is calculated by the minute.

And if any nerdy blonde
or a couple of cyclists in love do not arrange a traffic jam, then I, almost without breaking the rules, will rush to the goal in 15 minutes.

Another 5 min. will go to buy a card in a special machine
and an instant striptease in the men's locker room, in addition to which, of course, there is also a women's one, as well as "for couples".
On the way, I fasten the key with the chip on my wrist

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and already running I cross a picturesque courtyard with lawns and various reservoirs
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And exactly at 11.59 I fly into the "sauna-arena"! Phew, did it!
Little explanation 1 . In German public baths men and women take procedures together and ... completely naked! For the unprepared and highly spiritual horror, right?
But, as you know, it is not recommended to climb into a strange monastery with your charter ... so as not to get hit on your bare ass ... Therefore, once a week you have to shove spirituality away for 4 hours.
True, for especially shy ladies, several steam rooms are allocated twice a week for half a day, but, as a rule, these ladies prefer equality and do not enjoy such a privilege.
By the way, for some reason, such concessions are not granted to us men. Disorder, discrimination. Let's barozzo.
Little explanation 2 .
I raced headlong. I know by heart the schedule for giving steam to the attendant.
And since each time he uses different gadgets, this is important.

Having flown into a large, 50-person steam room resembling a circus arena, already filled at that time with 10-12 naked "spectators", I climb to the very top and make myself comfortable. According to strict rules ("Ordnung ist Ordnung"), a visitor to the steam room is obliged to sit on his own towel, which must be underlain, incl. and under your feet. Hygiene is above all.
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Exactly at 12.00, the attendant (or bath attendant) dressed in shorts and a T-shirt with a tub filled with water with various flavors solemnly enters the arena with the appearance of a bullfighter. After the obligatory briefing and explanations, he begins to gently pour from the ladle onto the stones of a huge round furnace installed in the center of the arena.

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After that, the attendant goes around the circle twice, fanning the bathers with a towel. Then the procedure is repeated again, after which, having recommended that visitors enjoy a couple more minutes, the attendant leaves.
Not everyone can endure these "couple of minutes". Even I, with my many years of hardening, somehow lost consciousness twice after such a procedure.
Leaving the steam room, I rinse under the shower and thump in artificial pond. Today the water temperature is +22. Charm!

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After a little splashing, I quickly move into a 120-degree Finnish sauna stylized in some kind of dugout

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With a wood-burning fireplace in which crackle behind the glass
dry logs.

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Here I spend another 15 minutes.

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Then I jump into a round ice font.

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Now it's time to catch my breath ... which I do, moving into the pool with hydromassage and sea water heated to 36°C.

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But there is no time to sit especially - the attendant will not wait. Exactly at 11.30 he will enter a relatively small steam room, about 15 people, and this time he will treat visitors to menthol crystals, thanks to which the steam will immediately disinfect the respiratory tract. This procedure is especially beneficial in the snotty season.

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Well, that's all ... Half of the personal program is completed. Usually I make at least 6 visits, for which
to visit all 10 different steam rooms anyway, of course, is not possible.
Now for 15 minutes you can lift yourself up in a deck chair in the sun, and at exactly 11.59 ... Get up !!! Fanfares are calling to the arena!

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The next entry, unlike the first one, is interrupted by the bathhouse attendant by handing out a pinch of salt, which we rub into the body. In winter, salt alternates with honey.

After that, I, slightly catching my breath on the lawn in a sun lounger

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I wander into the next steam room. This is a round plastic box.
into which moist steam is supplied, due to which visitors sit as if in a dense fog.

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After surviving in this box for 10 minutes, I douse myself from a wooden tub with ice water

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and head under the huge palm trees to the relaxation zone,

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where, in addition to comfortable, relaxing chairs, there is a bed with a water mattress

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To this building I Lately I am somewhat wary. Once, having barely plopped down on him, I instantly passed out, and when I woke up I saw the discouraged and condemning looks of vacationers ... The fact is that my wife is sure that the turbines of a jet Boeing are just the chirping of birds, compared to my snoring. Probably lying - after all, I have never heard my snoring.

Next I will have a sauna in which drops of water are supplied to special evaporators. Multi-colored lamps are mounted in its ceiling that change the illumination of the steam room.

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Having faithfully served the legal 15 minutes in it, I dive into another font

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Well, now that compulsory program done, it's time to checkweigh

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Well, not bad -2.90 kg in 2.5 hours!
So I still have 1.5 hours left ... to rest from rest ...
It wasn't here! Time to run for relaxation-meditation. Action happens here

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It's not hot here at all. From somewhere, pleasant relaxing music is pouring from the speakers, and the attendant at this time, in an insinuating voice with German categoricalness, mumbles some spells ...
Hm ... here I also somehow meditated in earnest and with my snoring
slightly corrected the relaxation program for others ...
In our country, they would probably immediately push me in the neck, but tolerance flourishes here.
Well, sir ... however, there is time for business, and an hour of fun - it's time to refresh yourself ...

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I think healthy "diet" food from a well-grilled sausage with french fries will not hurt me now ... And, of course, a glass of cold beer by the fireplace ...
Relax in the jacuzzi after lunch

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Now you can walk around the complex

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And go to a small ancient dam on a small river.

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However, lunch grams pretty spoiled the result and it's time to evaporate the beer. For this, a small sauna with flavors supplied to a special container installed above the shadows is suitable, where in 15 minutes. I completely eliminate the consequences of my libation

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Well, everything is great now. There is still time to finally sunbathe in a sun lounger

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In winter, you can sunbathe in this terrible contraption

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pancake-like. True, this thing bakes "pancakes" for separate fee.
To finish, I myself do not know why, I climb into an infrared sauna with an ionizer.

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Nafig it is necessary, I still have not figured it out, but if it's worth it, I have to try it.
Well, now, like everything, it's time to take a shower and get out.
The machine at the exit meticulously counted the time 4:05,

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groaned grumblingly, like, well, what to take from them - from foreigners, and opened the turnstile for the exit in front of me - so be it, get out of here.
If I had been late, he would have demanded another 2€ from me. Those. for 17€ I could hang around here all day from 10 am to 10 pm. Sometimes I get stuck like that. At the same time, the ticket to the sauna includes other parts of the water park: various pools, an artificial river, slides, paddling pools, etc.
In addition, nightly celebrations are periodically held in the sauna complex: bonfires are lit, sausages and steaks are grilled, beer flows like water until late at night. In general, people walk purely in German.

Now I'm back in the car

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On the way home, you need to drop in for a while in the old part of the city
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There is always a problem with parking. I know of only one place where you can leave your car for free for half an hour, but there are only three parking lots and today they are all busy. So I leave the car in the parking lot.

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and then legs...

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Well, now it's time to head home.
Evening

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Therefore, I choose a bypass road, otherwise you can drag yourself for 25 minutes.
On the right is one of the city's "boardeles".

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And this is a car dump, where you can throw away an old car for free ... or an unnecessary fighter jet

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Well, the industrial zone is over. This is also a city

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Another minute and I enter my area

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Well here is the house.

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I recently learned that our house is a little younger than the Moscow "Khrushchev".

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They're just following him.

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By the way, this three-entrance house with a garage and lawns is served by one person.
And this is the famous German garbage dump with colorful containers

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Any German baby who barely screamed "mom" will answer without hesitation that blue is for paper and cardboard, green is for biowaste, a yellow bag is for packaging, and black is for everything else.
Bashfully turning away, I pass by my bike, which I have been promising to pay attention to for half a year, but for some reason I sneak into the garage every time

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Well here it is at home

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We've been lucky with the weather this summer though.

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However, it's good to be distracted by the surrounding landscapes, I'm waiting for LJ (by the way, add me as a friend), FB and other time wasters.
In addition, you need to think about where to rush on Saturday or Sunday. Lately I have taken it into my head to go around the surrounding castles.
ABOUT! Bravo! Inet safely ate the rest of the day.
It's time for the bainka

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I hope I didn't get too tired.

General German baths without complexes...

For a long time I have already read the stories of V. Soloukhin about how, back in Soviet times, he visited a German public bath and was impressed.

About the topic of German washing with an erotic bias without complexes and without anything at all, see below

Many Russians visiting Germany face serious cultural barriers that separate our countries. The mentality of the Germans is very different from the Slavic. This is due to both cultural traditions and freer European views. The strongest culture shock among Russians is caused by German saunas and baths ...

Joint baths and saunas

The Germans believe that any synthetics in a humid and hot environment evaporate dangerous chemical compounds. This not only harms the person wearing synthetic swimwear, but also those around them. You will simply not be allowed into the German sauna in a bathing suit (or swimming trunks if you are a man).

Etiquette in German saunas

Where can you hide

Sauna in Germany is divided into 2 zones. The first is actually a washing room and a steam room. They are called Textilfrei, which roughly translates to "no clothes zone". In the rest of the rooms - a lounge area, water slides and a bar - you can walk modestly wrapped in a towel or swimming trunks. By the way, not all Germans do this. Many continue shamelessly walking around in what their mother gave birth to. Not every Russian is able to accept, let alone understand this.

The most pleasant

The very procedure of bathing in such places is very pleasant and relaxing. In public saunas, you can not speak loudly and in general make any noise in any way. This may allow other guests to enjoy their stay. You can sit or lie on the shelves only on special bath towels, which are 2 meters long. You can't touch wood with bare skin. It's not hygienic.

How I took a steam bath in Austrian nudist baths

I wanted to touch on a slightly funny topic about how it is customary to go to the sauna among the Austrians. I had to overcome myself and plunge into the nudist theme - to visit common baths. Shock and embarrassment. Yes, it is customary for them to go naked to the saunas, and then flop into the pool.

Then I went to sauna events: they whipped me with a hot flag, smeared me with a sticky, prickly and cold thing, forced me to sit naked in the sauna for 20 minutes.

I did it just for you, to write this story! Of course I didn't take any pictures :-)

In the fall, Lena and I had a dignified and aristocratic vacation at a wonderful resort in Austria. In this retirement town go for thermal springs. How can you live in Bad Ischl and not improve your health?

We collected towels, bathing accessories and set off for the Eurothermen baths.

Thermal Springs Eurothermen

Briefly describe the system. At the entrance you pay a ticket of €16 for 4 hours. You are given a watch bracelet. Apply them to the turnstile and the time has gone. If you dare to take off all your clothes and go to the nudist area, then you will be charged another € 7.5 for the whole day. They will need to be paid upon exit.

We go to the dressing rooms. They are common. Here and there naked bodies flash by. Of course, we changed in the booths. I didn't tell Lena that there was a cult of naturalists here, but she began to guess. :-)

Thermal pool complex

Let's talk about pools. (Most of the photos are from Daria Pismenyuk). Upon entering, we are greeted by a warm pool with mineral water. We jump right into it. So glad! Along the edges are underwater sun loungers with a jacuzzi, fountains for the back and neck.

I pass through the turnstile. The display says that I will be charged another €7. I open doors. They say that you are crossing a nudist area and it would not hurt you to undress. At the entrance Big hall with loungers. Someone cools down after a bath, someone just reads a newspaper. I got naked and covered myself with a towel just in case. Rinse in the shower and went to the saunas.

How many saunas are there! I walked for 10 minutes and studied them. I went to each. Slippers must be removed upon entry. You can not sit booty on wooden surfaces. All places of contact of the skin with the tree must be laid with a towel! That is, put under the ass and legs.

Kaiser sauna, Country house sauna, Mine sauna, Gallery sauna, Stone bath, Steam bath, Saltwater inhalation grotto, Infrared cabins, Large saltwater pool, Hot whirlpool, Cold pool.

I don't remember which sauna is called. Please select from the list above. At the entrance, there are signs everywhere: what is the name, what is the temperature and humidity, how long do you need to stay there.

Went to the first sauna. Looked at how everyone puts towels. Did the same. No one seemed to be looking at me. There were no grandmothers :-) There were ladies and men with a decent physique. Hot.

Went to the next sauna. It's not so hot there anymore. Sat and warmed up. There are several girls around. One of them lies, legs bent at the knees. Embarrassed, he moved on.

I looked into the bathroom. Very humid and not hot - I will come here in the end. I'm walking down the corridor. On the right, men are splashing in the jacuzzi. I don't want to visit them :-) After each sauna, you need to take a shower - take a shower.

What's with the misted glass door? Opened, went. Still can't see anything because of the steam. Here, apparently, you need to stand and breathe. I don’t know how many people were standing next to me and breathing - I didn’t see anything. It became somehow uncomfortable. Came out.

ahead large swimming pool for naturalists. A naked old man is splashing in the water. There - on the back, back on the stomach. There are still people around. I'll buy later if no one is there.

The attendant, with a towel on his hips, said something in German. Everyone obediently followed him. I came for a report for you! I also had to go. What do I have to lose?

Everyone went outside. It's kind of chilly in there. There is another big round sauna outside! We all went there. The attendant closed the door, put up a sign, turned the hourglass over. I realized that I was stuck here for at least 20 minutes.

Everyone sat in a circle on wooden benches opposite the trolley. The attendant turned on the heat. The temperature began to rise. People laid out their bodies in a relaxed way on towels. I sat quietly, not much shining with my charms. A couple of men sat on the top shelf at my shoulder level and started talking to each other. It was not very pleasant for me to be near their scrotum and I moved away :-)

As the temperature rose, I timidly examined the surroundings. All were quite young, 25-35 years old, with a pleasant physique. Men are slightly more than women. What is the best way to write? Something to see :-)

Queuing for white powder

Meanwhile, the temperature rises noticeably! The attendant came in and drove everyone out into the street. Everyone lined up. Each dipped his hand into the barrel. took White powder. And rubbed it on sweaty skin. What is this?

It's my turn. He scooped up the white powder. I started rubbing it on my skin. The grains were very large. It tore the skin like sand. Well, it's salt! Everyone went back to the sauna to sweat.

Why is the attendant waving the Austrian flag?

The show didn't end there. Now the degree was already approaching 80. The attendant came in. Bring the flag. Added essential oils. Why does he need a flag? :-)

Not only did he bring the flag, but he also began to sing songs and wave it patriotically. It hit me - to make it even hotter! Now he approached everyone and waved the flag in front of their faces. I was so hot that I almost lost my eyebrows and eyelashes. I'm already overheated. Time ran out and everyone started to leave. They took turns taking showers outside.

When I came to her, I could not say anything from overheating. My body and I were in shock. I wanted to tell her about everything and take her there, but it was already ten o'clock. Time to go home. That evening I slept like the dead.

The second round with the attendant. Who will win?

The next evening, I managed to persuade Lena to throw off her clothes and go to the realm of naturalists. Yesterday I looked at the schedule of bath shows. I already went to the salt. Now let's go together for some incomprehensible German word :-)

With more bold steps we enter the zone without clothes. Lena quickly undressed and wrapped herself in a towel. The attendant again calls outside to the round sauna. Turns on the heat again.

What has the cheerful mass entertainer prepared for today?

Settled in a circle. Lena sits wrapped in a towel. I'm a little looser. Everything… a break. Everyone goes out. Lena had to part with the towel. On the street there is a queue for the attendant. Everyone approaches him and he carefully sprays the liquid from the spray bottle in front and behind. What is it this time? Salt? No!

Mint water. Feelings are unusual. We go back to the sauna. Somehow strange - the air fries, and the skin cools. Most of all, mint burns in the folds, especially in the back :-)

Not as extreme as yesterday with salt and flag. But at least they did not injure Lena's psyche. She accepted nudism with dignity. She didn't feel very comfortable there. I'm already used to it.

I sent her to a normal pool, and he continued the experiments. I looked into the sauna, where you can even hang an ax from the steam. He felt his way along the walls. Looks like he bumped into no one. I swam naked in the pool - I love it. We also had a case in Kama :-)

He warmed himself in a not hot, damp bath. The attendant came and offered home-made strawberry jam for the stove. I don't know where to put it, so I refused.

sticky bodies

Time for a new show! Everyone enters the wet room. There, instead of wooden benches, there are tiled ones. There are no towels here. Nothing will hide you from prying eyes! Everyone washed the shop from the shower and sat down.

Mr. Bath attendant gave everyone packs of sticky mass. Everyone diligently began to rub their thighs, legs, stomachs, chests and arms. Well, so do I. Licked - it turns out it's honey. Okay, give me two!

I smeared myself properly, I sit warming myself. The eyes themselves look at the surroundings. There are more women, by the way, young women, at such spa treatments ;-) The main thing here is not to lose your mind. I can’t even imagine what I would do if ... But everything seems to have gone well. Rinse off quickly in the shower. And then again it's already ten o'clock - it's time to go home.

Total

Thermae are definitely worth a visit. I did not touch on the topic of recovery here. There is a lot of information about this, but few personal impressions are shared. It’s not easy for me to pour out my soul to you either, but I took a chance - after all, today is April 1st. What is true and what is fiction I will not say. And then I will say that everything is true, and you will laugh at me. At the first opportunity, I will visit the baths again.

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