Funny statuses about vacation. Vacation status: what to write in your profile before, during and after your vacation
Before the holidays, I sit on my suitcases for a week. I fidget constantly, I dream of rest, soaring beyond the horizon of happiness. She chained herself to the battery so as not to run away from work ahead of time. I am now wading around the office in shackles.
Pashka Durov makes a surprise for Vkontakte users for the New Year by changing the surroundings and wallpaper. Vacation is crying for him. Now the investigating authorities have caught on.
Beloved mother-in-law: “Oh, I will die, my children, in the summer. I will spoil your vacation, you will be left without rest. We'll have to endure, pull ourselves together and survive the hateful heat. I will remember the hunger strike and the bombardment, I will stand.” The son-in-law is worried: “Mom, don’t change your plans in vain because of us young.”
Just walked away from work, relaxed and strained again. The vacation continues nicely, but the finances are at zero.
Best Status:
When my boyfriend and a close friend tell about my vacation, it will be a funny story with two alternative plots.
I was a naive girl waiting for her favorite cadet on vacation. I have matured - I no longer need a heating pad, because the sultry inferno has come.
I am anxiously awaiting a miracle. It is pleasant to sing, dance and relax with him. Come soon, vacation!
Going on vacation, I will leave the past to you, because the liner will not withstand such a bulky load.
The wife is going on vacation: - What can I bring you, dear? - Yes, FSUs, now everyone is being treated.
It would be nice to take a vacation, that way, for a hundred days ... You can quit ... but not that ..
Decided to take my personal life on vacation...
cheers going on vacation ... visit at * psychiatric hospital No. 5 *
Don't expect miracles, miracle yourself! - said the boss before leaving on vacation.
I'm on vacation and he's at work. And time seems to go by so slowly. And when we are together, it runs so fast. Not fair…
There's a fucking crisis in the country! and immunity took a vacation ...
Refresher courses, corporate events and vacations are perhaps the most interesting thing in any job.
I've known a man for two days, but because of him I don't want to take any vacation. Worth considering...
And my grandfather went on vacation to Germany and, out of habit, took Berlin
... My conscience is temporarily unavailable ... she has a vacation)))
I'm tired of playing, I'm going on vacation.
Vacation… Maybe a little late, but still VACATION!!!))) Uraaaaa!!!))) I'm in it!!)))
we have a guy original pancake at work ... after new year holidays I also took a vacation ... XDXDXD
My dream went on vacation!!! Will be back on the next vacation!!!
We do not need an average score, if only the vacation is not lost
Well .. The vacation is over .. now I work .. for two whole days .. and even for fourteen hours .. (c)
Condoms Stork. Buy a 9 month vacation...
Work 2/5, salary 100-150 thousand rubles, vacation six weeks ... Call!!! Let's search together!
my mother's vacation coincided with my vacation ... goodbye freedom ((
Once a year, in March, Professor McGonnaggle took a week off, and then the whole school didn't know what to do with the kittens.
VACATION: * and at home they are so fucked up that they already want to work)))
The connoisseur flirts on the beach with the palest-skinned girl - she has her whole vacation ahead of her.
Give me vodka and leave for a month!
For the whole vacation I received only 1 text message from home: “Where is your corkscrew?”
Yes, yes ... I cried ... and don’t look at me with such eyes, it’s just that my muse took a vacation ... (((.
Vacation should be spent in such a way that later it would not be excruciatingly good from the fact that it is finally over!
Received two years of paid leave to care for women.
Or maybe Masha. -She got sick. -What happened. -Caught in the subway, went on maternity leave!
This is us taking a vacation to overstrain in the country)))
It's hard to hope for the best when you go on vacation in order to make repairs)))
Personal life went on vacation ... indefinitely. Please do not disturb
I’m going on vacation soon .. I’ll leave ... three days in the car ... three days alone with my thoughts ... maybe I will have time to understand the mistakes that I made?
On a foreign beach: -Masha, did you leave food for Barsik? -I thought that you left ... -Well, no matter what vacation, we bury the cat!
it infuriates when your holidays are just starting, mom is on vacation, mom will go to work - dad will go on vacation :(
He is so ... so desired, mysterious, unusual, fabulous, necessary, unique, bright, irreplaceable, long-awaited ...))) my VACATION
I want summer. On vacation!! without parents, BUT by car ..((Therefore, a small announcement: I'm looking for a guy with a powerful engine (but not with a shift in my head). I need your horsepower, My Pony!!
FUCKLOLOL!!!
My beloved has ended his vacation, he went to work ... The whole day without him now seems to me eternal hard labor (((
Where were you? - Nowhere ... -Yeah, after such “nowhere” they go on maternity leave
As a child, I dreamed of being immortal, stopping time and being able to teleport. Now I want a raise, a member five centimeters longer and a vacation. What this fucking life has done to me...
- Climb! How you meet a vacation, so you will spend it! You don't want to oversleep him, do you? - Want!
Weekends, holidays, summer and life go by very quickly. And life is faster.
hooray! vacation! I collect my things and go to the sea, hoping to take a break from all the familiar faces ... but when, in the corridor of hotels I hear screams, “Oh my God! what people!!" , with horror I remember that the earth is round ...
Do you like sweaty women? No! What about warm vodka? No! Then you will go on vacation in December! =)
well, how can I go to another city for three thousand rubles, buy a lot of booze, buy a camera and save money for a vacation ???
how hot it was for the first 2 months of summer...
I realized that I fell in love ... my brains went on vacation ... my eyes filled with tears ... and my heart clenched into a fist *))
We want to go on vacation with our loved ones by car, my parents are against it.” He: we can sign it so that they know for sure that everything is serious with us.” I love him.
Hello! what's new? - hello ... newcomer ?! Mmm ... nothing, the mood took a vacation, and luck sent me to x * d ...
My brain took a vacation))) Summer after all!)
And when you wake up, you realize that today is no-no, since you need to go home from the dacha, after excellent holidays. The time is 6:00 you leave and only after driving halfway dorata that you took a vacation for a week ...
how cool it is in such frosty weather to pack your bags to egypt, vacation)))
my conscience took a vacation
I spent it with my closest friends and my beloved, who for my sake came on vacation from the army. that's what for me ng! envy!
It's nice to hear that the vacation that you will spend with me is for you: to be with me always, and sleep until dinner =)
If the authorities don't let me go on vacation, I'll dig a tunnel from Moscow to the Maldives!!! RRR! Emotions inside out, sorry 🙂
If during the holidays she stood all the time good weather then it wasn't yours
Goodbye! my favorite city! I have a holiday!
Go on vacation for a week - to trouble. folk omen. Checked by Luzhkov
A vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.
the pathologist and the gynecologist went south on vacation. The pathologist is blissful on the hot sand, looks around and says with delight - friend, look, there are people around, living people! To which the gynecologist replies - why are there people - around the face!
ahah…my mom and I wrote a list of things to buy with us on vacation…so my mom fired it…”Daughter should I buy conservatives? Or let them buy it themselves?”…0_o…I’m shocked…
Life is work, and death is a vacation from which, unfortunately, they do not return ... ©
When you are in love, common sense automatically goes on vacation)))
Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where.
I wanted love, he wanted sex, I wanted the sea, he just went on vacation, I loved him, he used me...
“He is in a high, and you are in a noose!” /Exchange vacation/
the inscription in one office smiled - “chief, remember! white (untanned) color indicates employees who still want to go on vacation”)))
I am not a girl to command me ... and I am not a vacation to make plans for me.) you will never dare to manipulate me
VACATION HAS COME!!! blew it all...
how parents sometimes don’t understand that there is a moment when I don’t want to talk, laugh, go somewhere ... I just don’t want to, the incentive took a vacation ...
If love has come to you, then your mind has gone on a long vacation!
Like warm vodka and sweaty women? No? Well, then go on vacation in the winter)))
we have been together for 2.5 months, and tomorrow 08/08/11 our joint vacation) I love him!
Someone went on vacation, someone went on vacation! And we, poor students, are renting a session !!!
Durov’s phrase “We are not going on vacation” at the end of VKontakte innovations sounds threatening ...
[`…the doctors will fight, but the pulse will go to zero, and the heart will take a vacation and stop beating, I En=)my…`]
WHO NEED A JOB?! Irregular day, vacation 52 days ... 2 times a year, Salary 75-80 tr. - let us know ... we will search together!))
Hurray!!! my dream came true, I’m going on vacation with my loved one, only HE and I ... romance ... ZAYA I LOVE YOU VERY VERY, although I don’t talk about it often, not because I don’t want to, but just shy …=)
My inner bitch went on vacation for 1 day, so you can try to break my heart ... But I do not envy you when she returns and starts to take revenge ...
and still the best weekend is when the parents go on vacation)))
- Crap! Here, it turns out, what kind of friends I have - figs to whom you give the cat, when you go on vacation, everyone refuses! - It turns out that a friend is known in a cat ...
When I said to the salesperson this morning in the store “give me WINDOWS easy!” I realized - it's time, bitch, on vacation !!!
and so long-awaited vacation.. it’s pouring like a bucket, the sea is icy, wet sand, I’m sitting in the room for the 3rd day ... on the net ... romance B @ me ...
Everything, tired .. my ears take a vacation! um.. you mean? - I mean, stop hanging noodles on my ears!
Why not give vacation to rest from vacation?
A vacation is like a binge - getting into it is much easier than getting out of it.
study during the day, outfits at night ... and while you are serving, the beloved girl (the bride, the wife) is waiting for you on the citizens, and you have carved out at least one minute of time you run to her, just to hug your beloved u) he himself served and that's why he let the whole 5th detachment go on vacation. rest guys)
“Like everyone…” *Crossed out* “May you all go to….” *Crossed out* “Please grant me another vacation.”
A note “I'll be there in 5 minutes” hung on the office door will help you go on vacation three days earlier.
It seems that the cockroaches in my head took a vacation for a while ... Now it turns out that I don’t have everything at home?
Previously, before going on vacation, we gave the keys to the apartment to the neighbors so that they sometimes watered the flowers. Now we reluctantly give our VKontakte password so that a person goes there, waters and fertilizes virtual vegetables ... =)
One guy really wanted to go on vacation. Just sit on the grass, go mushroom picking... In the end, he went to Holland...
but I didn’t get drunk like a pig, I didn’t yell songs in karaoke, I didn’t fuck with anyone ..
how I want to go on vacation, I wish I could live up to it as soon as possible ...)))
Hello Dedushka Moroz. You, scribe, have SCLEROSIS. How many times have I written to you, never received a damn thing. I want to go on vacation terribly, but without grandmas everything is in vain. So don't forget the old one, I'm already on my way!!!
before vacation
If there is still a lot of time before the intended vacation, you can write in your account about your expectations and dreams. This will provide an opportunity to escape from the routine, so that the joyful moment comes sooner. Current options:
- I'm exhausted without you. Come, my vacation, I beg you!
- I swim for hours in the sea, wander through sandy beaches, I put my face into the breeze... It looks like I'm hallucinating. Vacation save me!
- Head, pay attention: all employees with white skin color must be urgently sent to the sea!
- I can only think about one thing now - a trip to the resort.
- There is an effective way to get rid of depression - pack your suitcase as soon as possible!
- Which year? Last working day before vacation.
- Did you know that holidays are the fifth season of the year? It is a pity that it is shorter than all the others!
Be sure to warm the soul, allow you to pass the tedious and gray everyday life. And those who will read the status about the vacation will be captured by nostalgia. Very soon it will be possible not to follow the numbers on the calendar and the days of the week, forget about the alarm clock and important reports, devoting yourself to pleasant leisure.
During rest
When workplace turned out to be far away, and colleagues are still working hard, many people are captured by real euphoria. In social networks, they post a lot of photos against the background of famous sights, the sea, beautiful nature. As a rule, pictures complement short status about vacation:
- The most happy Days in my life!
- I want the rest to last 11 months, and for 28 days of work I will somehow find the strength.
- So many things ... I don’t have time to score!
- My smile is wider than the ocean, it's too early for me to return from vacation!
Such phrases will make acquaintances who are working at this moment a little jealous of the author, happy for him, leave questions and comments.
When vacation is over
Unfortunately, all pleasant moments tend to end too quickly. Usually already a person wants to rest again. Then the following vacation status will do:
- And I was on vacation? Or did I dream it all?
- I want 11 months to fly by faster. Then I'll be in a fairy tale again!
- Just starting to get out of depression, already back into it again ...
- If I become president, the first thing I will do is extend everyone's vacation!
- Vacation, in my heart you will remain forever!
Memories of the places visited and the impressions received will help you continue to work successfully, achieve new heights, smile at everyone, and feel great.
Winter holidays
What is the best status about a winter vacation to place in your profile? Do not be upset if the boss sends you to rest in the cold season. This news needs to be welcomed as well. Firstly, because of the low temperature outside, it is always pleasant to go to warm country. Secondly, we should not forget about winter entertainment - snowboarding, skating, skiing. Such leisure is also extremely interesting. In such circumstances, the following statuses are suitable:
- How good it is when outside the window is a forty-degree frost and a blizzard, and a piece of summer warms the soul!
- I am very glad that in this winter cold I do not have to rush to work. Bliss!
- Colleagues come from vacation in black, but I am destined to return in blue. I am an individual!
- Winter is the most best time for relax!
It is pleasant to forget about at any time of the year. The vacation status will help to cheer you up, to be in a pleasant expectation of the weekend, to share with everyone the joy or regrets about the end of the holiday. In any case, these important life events must certainly be reflected in your account.
Quotes and statuses about vacation, no matter how beautiful they are, the vacation itself will still not replace. But on the other hand, they will give a reason to dream and, perhaps, plan the upcoming vacation.
The best antidepressant is a suitcase packed on vacation.
A vacation is when every next day you can relax from the previous one.
Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where...
Stop a moment, you're on vacation!!!
Blessed are those who believe. But truly blessed is he who lies on the seashore and is in no hurry.
The best way to rest is to escape from the people in the city to the jellyfish in the sea.
Take me away from here on vacation.
Holidays end faster than vacations.
Nothing is more tiring than someone else's rest.
Vacation, sea, sun, beach - I miss it so much now ...
The frantic rhythm of life, the rapid flow of information, work, family - it is natural that you want to take a break from all this. It was for such cases that they came up with a temporary release from work, or, to put it more simply, a vacation. Officially, this is the time provided by the employer for rest. It is calculated in calendar days. But this definition is boring. In order to understand what it really is, we offer you funny quotes, short aphorisms And beautiful quotes about vacation.
Funny quotes about vacation and work
For some people, vacation differs from work only in that they sit at a different computer.
Holidays come and go, but you never want to work.
Work turned the monkey into a man, but vacation shows how easily a person returns to his original state.
There are two types of vacation: one - your own, and the second - the boss. And the second one may not be worse than the first one.
What you do at work is up to your boss to decide, but you will have to plan your vacation yourself.
No matter how long the vacation is, you still understand at the end of the first working day that you didn’t rest enough.
Eternity is the last two working hours before the holidays.
How nice to do nothing and then relax!
No one needs a vacation as much as a person who has just returned from vacation.
Work ennobles a person, but vacation makes him happy.
Short statuses about vacation without rest
It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron. And if I want to, I'll freak out and leave. To the cottage. I will water, weed, dig...
Stability is when during a vacation a person changes a work computer to a home one.
Summer smells like vacation for those who were on vacation. For everyone else, summer smells of envy and longing.
As always, the dream of a vacation turned out to be better than the vacation itself.
He was tired, but became exhausted - this is a vacation spent in the country.
Mother-in-law decided that best holiday is a repair.
Find time to relax, because there is always work, and life tends to end.
For some, it turns out that a vacation is created in order to dream about a vacation.
The sun shines on everyone, and only the lucky ones sunbathe.
Rest is a very rare opportunity to think about business.
Summer is considered the most suitable time of the year for recreation. The sun, the heat - it's time to relax. True, many of us do not have very long vacations, so we don’t want to waste time. And, just having time to slam with happy smile office door behind us, most of us immediately pack our bags and rush to the airport, train station, bus station. All in order to fully enjoy the days allotted for relaxation. But, of course, it is advisable to think over your entire vacation well and prepare for it in advance. Well, so that it doesn’t turn out, as in this quote: you are just starting to feel like a free person, as you are - there is still a vacation, but there is no money anymore.
Aphorisms about vacation with meaning
There is nothing more hopeless than entertainment according to plan.
I am never as busy as during my leisure hours.
For the rest you have to pay, and for a good one - overpay.
Some work to rest, others rest to work.
It is more difficult to rest the head than the body.
Vacation: two weeks on the beach and fifty aground.
Rest is the right laziness.
On vacation, the main thing is to relax without rest!
Tourism - best holiday but rest is better than tourism.
You can't spend a vacation - it always ends on time.
Vacations are such a popular topic that people very often talk about them, who will go where, where is better, what are the prices, what you need to see and have time to do. To show off your intelligence in such a conversation, these quotes and vacation statuses will come in handy. After all, that's what vacation is meant to do, to take a vacation even from your own personality. Therefore, you can safely show off other people's witticisms and aphorisms.
For those who are going on vacation, we have created a page where we have collected the most cool and new vacation status.
In order to copy a status, you need to select the status and copy it to the clipboard (shortcut Ctrl + C), and then paste it (shortcut Ctrl + V)
You can use vacation statuses anywhere: on the website, in the signature, in social network.
Below you will find statuses about vacation, about the sea, about vacation abroad, about summer holidays and so on.
Below are vacation statuses:
Everyone wants to flash photos from the sea in swimsuits, but not everyone should do it.
For someone who is used to working, rest is not really necessary, but how nice it is to open a laptop on the beach!
The main thing in extreme recreation- notice in time when extreme ends and pi..ts begins.
After a vacation, you need to take a week off.
Most beautiful girls appear on the beach on the last day of vacation.
Planning a vacation is very easy: the boss says when, the wife where.
A vacation is like a binge, getting in is easier than getting out.
An unwashed vacation is equivalent to absenteeism!
A vacation is when each subsequent day is a rest after the previous one.
Dear alarm clock! Do not call me more! It's over between us! I'm leaving! On vacation…
It's great to be on vacation! I want to clean, I want to wash, I want to iron ... And I want to, freak out and go to the country! I will water, weed, dig...
The sea, girls and the beach is my best landscape!
All day, I dream about you, and this is not a lie ... Hurry to you, hurry to you ... my favorite sofa!
I want to go to the sea this summer... I have a tradition that every summer I want to go to the sea.
I need a vacation of 6 months, twice a year.
And what's the point of going on vacation with a ton of homework?
How sad it is to wait painfully for a vacation whole year, and then “bang” and live it in a second.
My vacation = more sleep, more food, more internet...
The main problem after a vacation is to fall asleep not in the morning, in the evening
Went on a trip to ______, write
My vacation has begun. If someone needs me sober, then write to me in 2 weeks.
The only thing worth sacrificing yourself for is a vacation.
☼ I'm on vacation! ☼
Summer is the time of year when parents realize how badly underpaid teachers really are.
Hmm, today is the second day of the holiday, and it starts with Pinot Calada.
you know what could be better margaritas? Only Cancun.
A week is a unit of time that seems much shorter on vacation than on a diet.
Everyone needs a good dose of Vitamin Mora.
I need a vacation. And by vacation, I mean I need to go somewhere and find a new job. On the beach. With rum.
It's been a tough week, but I made it. What about you?
I will do absolutely nothing today. And that might be the only thought that might be.
Time to rest a little, or a lot.
We travel not to run away from life, but so that life does not run away from us.
